this is YO MAMA!

rainman36

Well-Known Member

• Nov 9, 2012

• #101

yo momma so stupid,when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?"

 

ebgood

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #102

Yo mama so stupid, i told her id hit her up tomorrow so she put a restraining order on me

 

rainman36

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #103

Yo mamma so fat,she signed to g-unit records,and got GGGGG-Grilled chicken,steaks,franks,and south side jamocha shakes tattooed on her arm.

 

ebgood

Well-Known Member

• Nov 9, 2012

• #104

Lol!

Yo mama so ugly she makes onions cry

 

rainman36

Well-Known Member

• Nov 9, 2012

• #105

Yo momma so fat,she gotta get weighed on a fish scale.

 

ebgood

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #106

Yo mama so stupid she bought a puzzle then returned it cus it was broken

 

rainman36

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #107

Yo momma so stupid,she put old spice in her chilli,she thought it was a food seasoning.

 

ebgood

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #108

Yo mama so stupid she called e trade and tried to buy livestock

 

rainman36

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #109

Yo momma so stupid,she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

 

ebgood

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #110

Yo mama so short she has to look up to look down

 

rainman36

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #111

Yo mama is such a hoe that when she had you,your father doubted he was the father,he went to get a paternity test and the resaults came back that he wasnt the father,and she wasnt your mother.

 

ebgood

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #112

Oh you got jokes tonight huh??

 

ebgood

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #113

Lol yo mama so fat she has to have her picture taken with google earth

 

rainman36

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #114

ebgood said:

Lol yo mama so fat she has to have her picture taken with google earth

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Now thats just disrespectful LOL..

 

rainman36

Well-Known Member

• Nov 9, 2012

• #115

Yo momma so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

 

ebgood

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #116

Yo mama so poor ducks throw bread at her

 

rainman36

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #117

LMAO...
Yo momma so poor, when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!"

 

RyanTheRhino

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #118

yo mama so fat when she walked in font of the tv the next show was on

 

ebgood

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #119

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is written in hebrew

 

marc88101

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• Nov 9, 2012

• #120

Yo mommas so fat her clothes have stretch marks