to boobie trap or not to boobie trap
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Subtlechaos
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He's giving away my gardening secrets!!!!!
Really tho... Piss around ur plants, and remember, when your planting, look for the most innaccessible place you can see. If you see a spot and think, "Man, Im NOT going in there." That's where you need to plant... And dont forget the croc infested moat!
MRLD
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yea you need the crocs man....its way better than having mexicans there....you wont have to pay the crocs...
midwestmaster
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it not like the mexicans charge much haha
GrowingBig420
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Put piles of shit all the way around your plants. Nitrogen and keeps people away ROFL
Miss MeanWeed
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Just leave the dead child there that got caught on your fishhooks and slowly bled to death, that will be enough warning for most people.
SwissCheese
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A member whose name rhymes with LeanFleeceFlirtyWon actually suggested hanging treble hooks from trees, I can't help but crack up! Peace man, make love not war. Seriously though there's a fine line only you can decide what that line is but I recommend watching the movie Saw for some good ideas.
Ricky Williams
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I would recomend a Rambo First Blood style spear trap. Nothing says stay away better than a good ole fashioned wooden spear to the lower torso.
Also when you get caught by the police for spearing someone, which you will get caught. Just start quoting random lines from Rambo.
Cop: What the hell were you thinking putting a spear trap in the woods like this?
You: They drew first blood sir, not me.
Cop: Son what the hell are you talking about? You just speared an innocent man hiking through the woods.
You: There are no friendly civilians!
Cop: Are you screwing with me son. Do you know how much trouble you in right now?
You: There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king shit cop! All I wanted was something to eat. But the man kept pushing Sir.
Cop: Ok I'm gonna go ahead and charge you with assualt with a deadly weapon and you can tell this to the judge.
You: In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go man. Let it go.
After they figure out your just quoting random lines from Rambo you can just plead insanity. You'll get off with like 6 weeks in a mental institution but more importantly you have sent a strong message to any thieves out there in the community.
Also when you get caught by the police for spearing someone, which you will get caught. Just start quoting random lines from Rambo.
Cop: What the hell were you thinking putting a spear trap in the woods like this?
You: They drew first blood sir, not me.
Cop: Son what the hell are you talking about? You just speared an innocent man hiking through the woods.
You: There are no friendly civilians!
Cop: Are you screwing with me son. Do you know how much trouble you in right now?
You: There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king shit cop! All I wanted was something to eat. But the man kept pushing Sir.
Cop: Ok I'm gonna go ahead and charge you with assualt with a deadly weapon and you can tell this to the judge.
You: In town you're the law, out here it's me. Don't push it. Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go man. Let it go.
After they figure out your just quoting random lines from Rambo you can just plead insanity. You'll get off with like 6 weeks in a mental institution but more importantly you have sent a strong message to any thieves out there in the community.
HeadBusta740
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plant more than one crop and plan on some getting jacked
CrackerJax
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Would that be like leaving your home doors unlocked at night, figuring you'll get robbed eventually.
Plan on getting jacked, that's a good one....
I think paco's weed fortress is the best suggestion. the question was to booby trap or not, I would say not. How much weed are you protecting? Is it worth the legal hassles of injuring someone who is wandering around the woods? If your so inclined to hurt someone for your personal stash, may I suggest moving the op indoors and locking your doors at night? If I was ever hunting in the woods and came across a treble hook in the eyeball, I would burn the adjacent pot plants to the ground (after loading a round into the chamber of course), just my two cents.
CrackerJax
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Are you going to be able to live with urself if an INNOCENT person/child wanders into ur booby traps?
Forget being caught ... how long before you can't look at urself in the mirror anymore. What's that worth to you? More than a weed grow? I hope so.
Forget being caught ... how long before you can't look at urself in the mirror anymore. What's that worth to you? More than a weed grow? I hope so.
SYROUS
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im not proud of it but i couldve wrote a book on ripping a few years ago,i have repented and karma has paid me back but not a single thing but bullets flying by would deter me,i never ripped any friends though,just work extra hard walk extra far ,swamps sucked to walk threw the most,but in swamps there is always little islands that are damn perfect,dont do side of the road grows,or sides of feilds,if there is corn in your area take advantage,,i stick razor blades in the lower stalk region,if its an inside job someone u know hand will be fucked,good luck im a sick fuck
captain chronizzle
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so are you gonna just hang out and wait 4 the bell to ring? then what? if its, rippers you may get your ass kicked. cowards never run alone. it against their nature.
this post brought a tear to my eye.
i was under siege in my own backyard(i have a greenhouse). got a friend , companion, and gaurd to ease my mind. problem is that he killed the neighbors dog. the dog entered his perimeter and he killed it. lots of legal problems ensued. i'm a legal grower, but that dont stop thieves. R.I.P. Kilo i'll put a foto on bottom, man i loved that dog. he was more loyal than most people. he had quite a personality. i started a thread off this dog called " home security system". it ended with his death.LMAO. big rambo fan here, grew up on that shit.
not cool, what if you step on it, or your dog, or friend.
there where a bunch of kids that like to party in this park(in the town i live), but the cops would come threw there all the time. these shits were just drinking beer, and wanted to not get caught. what did they do? they layed a series of small booby traps along the path that was most accessible to their spot. things like fishing hooks hanging from branches or wires to trip people(namely police). just think if someone got a fish hook in the eye. if i caught the fucker that put it there and cost me an eye, well i can't say that i would be very nice to that person. anyways, one cop tripped. they call for back-up, and get more lights. they find all the traps, and the fuckers that layed them. those lil' assholes got what they deserved, time in prison. felony assault on a police officer. i don't like cops, but you dont have the right to boobytrap any property you dont own. if you own it, make sure you have an insurance policy that covers it.
most importantly, dont tell anyone about your grow. alot of problems can be spared if you follow that rule.
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