top 20 mysticclown150 quotes

steve1978 · Aug 3, 2009

i love this thread!!!!!! we nearly have 20 so i will soon be doing a poll to comile the top 10. i whink its possiable theres more than 20 classics. fuck it we will just have to keep going! lol

SlikWiLL13 · Aug 6, 2009

OMG this is the best. new fav sig quote, coming to a post near you. :hump:

Mysticlown150 said:
But I ain't a hater and pretty soon I'll be pushing heroin in a neighborhood near you! G luck. 5 poppin 6 droppin, east side the best side 1 up to the big homie fdd and rip tank

Johnny Retro · Aug 6, 2009

^^ HAHAH beat me to it

SlikWiLL13 · Aug 6, 2009

and his very next post...

Mysticlown150 said:
Nah I'm dead serious slikk. I'm turning blood soon and I'm gonna be pushin heroin on some real shit. I tried stealing weed that ain't work, I tried selling e pills and that ain't work. Now I got a new scheme to get this green. Yall gona see me on tv with jay z.

cph · Aug 6, 2009

This thread is great. I can't stop laughing every time I read it. I have to ask... I thought this guy found god??? I'm confused.....

Oh wait thats right he can just go to confession. Never mind.

Louis541 · Aug 6, 2009

cph said:
This thread is great. I can't stop laughing every time I read it. I have to ask... I thought this guy found god??? I'm confused.....

Oh wait thats right he can just go to confession. Never mind.

Nah, he changed his mind. Aparently he now wants to become an MD.

He'll be the first ever practicing physician who's also a blood sellin heroin.

WAIT! Maybe he's gonna be a doctor and sell morphene out of his house? Same thing as heroin.......

SlikWiLL13 · Aug 6, 2009

Louis541 said:
WAIT! Maybe he's gonna be a doctor and sell morphene out of his house? Same thing as heroin.......

naw man, mystic's a way bigger criminal mastermind than that. hes gonna get his patients hooked on the 'phine and then turn them on to his street dope for bigger profits!

hes my hero.kiss-ass

Tryingtomastrkush · Aug 6, 2009

Mysticlown150 said:
If rollitup puts me in the mag IT WILL SELL copies. Like im not talking newspaper copies (lol) im talking like really fucking huge numbers here. If this magazine is to succeed I will need to be in it. Maybe my own column? Yea I can definately see this taking off.

Mysticlown150 said:
Circus??? wtf no just no. You must not know how much of a hustler i am dude. Ill sell water to a whale and ill sell fire in hell. I'll sell snow in the fucking winter time man. You dont know how much of a hustler I am.

Came across these sweet posts in another thread the other day lol....

That second one sounds like it was plagiarized straight from a lil wayne song hahah

Who does this fool think he is?

cph · Aug 6, 2009

Louis541 said:
Nah, he changed his mind. Aparently he now wants to become an MD.

I see that lasting about as long as his religious experience. :roll:

DWR · Aug 6, 2009

Funny ass shit.........

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! man i would laugh myself to death

JimmyPot · Aug 6, 2009

SlikWiLL13 said:
im just gonna throw this out there because i hate false info.

tupac WAS NOT A GANGSTER. "thug life" came to be about after he was a backup dancer for digital underground(Humpty Hump and the Humpty Dance). tupac was and epic poet, but a gangster he was not, he started out carrying fucking record crates like a DJ bitch.

Before those days he went to a performance arts school where he dated Jada Pickett Smith.

Anonymiss1969 · Aug 6, 2009

Mysticlown150 said:
If rollitup puts me in the mag IT WILL SELL copies. Like im not talking newspaper copies (lol) im talking like really fucking huge numbers here. If this magazine is to succeed I will need to be in it. Maybe my own column? Yea I can definately see this taking off.

After this thread, I think it would help to put him in a magazine... So long as people are high as fuck while reading it.

SocataSmoker · Aug 6, 2009

Mysticlown150 said:
Damn son u comin at me mad hard. I tried to be cool and u pull this shit? I'll step to you if u want lil homie. Picture me bein afraid of a man that breathes the same air as me. Fuck no. Run up on that ass with the Trey pound. Big up to the homie Joe camel u got nice buds

Tehehehehe... bongsmilie

Pumert · Aug 6, 2009

o wow i wonder if mystic will ever find this thread lol

TheChosen · Aug 6, 2009

After seeing so many of his posts in one place I don't think even he can deny the ignorance. He just doesn't want to add to the top 20 while he's posting in the top 20 thread I guess.

Tryingtomastrkush · Aug 7, 2009

TheChosen said:
After seeing so many of his posts in one place I don't think even he can deny the ignorance. He just doesn't want to add to the top 20 while he's posting in the top 20 thread I guess.

Lol you're right....

He's probably scared to post in this thread cuz he knows he'll get ripped up Lmao

darkdestruction420 · Aug 7, 2009

omg you guys, stop it! im gonna die laughing. like seriously, i cant breathe!

SlikWiLL13 · Aug 7, 2009

TheChosen said:
After seeing so many of his posts in one place I don't think even he can deny the ignorance. He just doesn't want to add to the top 20 while he's posting in the top 20 thread I guess.

^^straight money^^

steve1978 · Aug 7, 2009

i think a little bit of piss came out whilst laughing at these posts!

darkdestruction420 · Aug 7, 2009

Tryingtomastrkush said:
Lol you're right....

He's probably scared to post in this thread cuz he knows he'll get ripped up Lmao

im surprised too, i thought for sure he'd be in here running his mouth off like normal.

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