LetsGetCritical
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a bit of fun from http://www.marijuana.com/news/2012/12/top-10-reasons-why-santa-clause-a-stoner/ 1.) He smokes a pipe.
2.) Patient with kids.
3.) He needs lists for everything.
4.) Once he’s checked his lists… he checks it twice. Santa is a stoner and can’t remember who’s naughty or nice.
5.) He loves cookies and milk (can eat billions in one night).
6.) His reindeer’s can fly… I believe he smokes them out in order to give them that elevated magical feeling.
7.) Loves to hand out gifts and share, which is just what people want to do when they’re high on good weed
8.) Digs his soft red Velvet suit: velvet feels good when you’re stoned
9.) Seems a little paranoid, never wants to reveal his location or even existence to the world (doesn’t want his customers dropping by unannounced).
10.) Always smiling, seemingly jolly and filled with laughter (Santa’s stoned and has the giggles)
