Troll Wars II aka Greatest Thread Ever pt 1

[D.B.Doober]

oh what the fuck I did myself and there's a Google street view picture of my house! wtf??

 

[Shannon Alexander]

WTF at the power of suggestion... or what not...

I'm sitting down wishing I had some weed while I'm rolling a cigarette and I'll be damned if it doesn't taste like there is a little bit of weed in it... what the mind wants it gets I suppose...

Still disappointed that it isn't weed... but my mind tricked me...

I'm never going to see a bloody hypnotist...

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

I you have a dish you made hash in recently you can rub your baccy in it. I've done it XP

 

[Shannon Alexander]

I've never made hash...

I gotta find a new dealer... or find where my old one is hiding out... hell I was a groomsman at his wedding... you'd think he'd let me know if he was gonna come back or not...

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

Owwie hun... I'd try making dealers cards like I did from now on. Sorry to hear he just dumped you like that. Ask a friend for a connect or does he have any 'youngers'. His supplier?

One of my old dealers was an elusive, unreliable little rat so I ended up with his source instead.

 

[Shannon Alexander]

dealers cards..?

 

[D.B.Doober]

well that was fucking great - I took some of that sparse bud and hit the bong...took me a few to realize i didn't put a friggin screen in it and all the weed is now soaked and in the downstem. I'll just leave it out to try and smoke it...water doesn't kill weed.

 

[xKuroiTaimax]

dealers cards..?

Lol, even flaming in this thread... https://www.rollitup.org/inspired-art/437755-i-made-my-dealer-card.html

 

[Shannon Alexander]

I'm not sure I have the looks to pull that off...

 

[rowlman]

Can I troll out a Go Lions!!! ?

....hey Chicago ...JK...good luck everyone!

 

[D.B.Doober]

yyyyyeeessss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need to get this on a cd so I can pump it in the car
[video=youtube;WeNkh7NDXmk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeNkh7NDXmk&feature=related[/video]

 

[Capt. Stickyfingers]

opps wrong thread....later

 

[Shannon Alexander]

opps wrong thread....later

Fucktard...

 

[rowlman]

opps wrong thread....later

Nooo Capt. don't leave!!

 

[Capt. Stickyfingers]

Ok i'll stay for a bit.

 

[Capt. Stickyfingers]

Wtf is the haps people?

 

[Shannon Alexander]

Not much... I apparently helped some dude plan the murder and dumping of the body of his mother... and now I'm going to bed... laters...

 

[Capt. Stickyfingers]

I just found out last night that a friend of mine's Dad killed his mom when he was 8.

 

[rowlman]

Did you at least dismember the body first?

 

[D.B.Doober]

Not much... I apparently helped some dude plan the murder and dumping of the body of his mother... and now I'm going to bed... laters...

lol yeah murder can be a full-time job