TRUE Story - I ALMOST died from smoking weed

Actually, I have brought a 10x loupe to shops since 2005 in L.A. and do check out the buds before buying. Some shop owners and workers in the past have requested a loupe from me and I brought them a few at $10 ea. I no longer go to shops and still receive super smoke. Be safe.

ClaytonBigsby said:

Now dispensaries are cutting their dope?!?!?!? Shame, damn shame. They're like pawn shops; paying little for the bud coming in because they know someone else will bring it if the seller doesn't like it, and charging street prices to the consumer. BOOOOOOO!

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And they call it "The Compassionate Use Act".

Hey now, don't be hating on cats you guys, I love cats, they look great through my trijicon acog. Add a little tritium and some fiber optics and toss in a 5.56, and you have yourself some real fun right there.

spandy said:

Hey now, don't be hating on cats you guys, I love cats, they look great through my trijicon acog. Add a little tritium and some fiber optics and toss in a 5.56, and you have yourself some real fun right there.

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http://www.peta.org/issues/companion-animals/animal-abuse-and-human-abuse-partners-in-crime.aspx

Looks like you got the crazy brain...

ahh spandy, another animal lover...peace my friend

spandy said:

You didnt' almost die from smoking weed, you almost died from smoking cat hair.

Glad you are still with us, but place blame where it belongs.

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neosapien said:

You almost died from an allergic reaction to cat hair, not marijuana. Nonetheless that sucks dude.

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If someone was "swimming" & they almost died from a shark attack, would that person have the right to say;
"I almost died swimming..."
Yes they would, because "swimming" was the act taking place.
Now after they say "I almost died swimming" you would ask HOW? Then they would tell you, "from a shark attack"

All I did was say "I almost died smoking weed..." you guys read the "HOW?" part which was "from cat hair"

So my statement still stands, I ALMOST DIED SMOKING WEED! (technically, that's true)

OBVIOUSLY I know I almost died from CAT HAIR, that's what the ENTIRE story was about. Lol.
I just didn't think I needed to point out the obvious to you guys, I figured you'd understand.
My bad.

where u grow ur weed should be a sterile. especially in flower. all that shit that gets in it could actually kill a person if they were allergic. i have a dog and he is not near any of my flowering plants for that reason. i have a friend that is allergic to dogs and he will be smoking my bud after i harvest and the last thing i would want is for him to die from smoking one of my dogs hairs. cats and shit running around ur flowering. should be ashamed. or maybe u should get a sealed tent and stop letting them in there. i would never buy some shit again if i found a bunch of cat hair or dog hair in my shit. dirty. personal smoke is cool but if ur gonna slang that shit to the homies at least do it right and make sure its as clean as possible. u wanna go and get a burger with a huge nasty gray hair in it? same concept.

You almost died because there was cat hair in the weed, not because of smoking weed.

And no, they would say they almost died while swimming. Not from swimming. They almost died from a shark bite while swimming.

We do understand, we understand that the title is inaccurate.

spandy said:

Hey now, don't be hating on cats you guys, I love cats, they look great through my trijicon acog. Add a little tritium and some fiber optics and toss in a 5.56, and you have yourself some real fun right there.

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i hunt coyotes with my .223 never a cat tho. dont find many wandering around the dez. lol.

ganjames said:

http://www.peta.org/issues/companion-animals/animal-abuse-and-human-abuse-partners-in-crime.aspx

Looks like you got the crazy brain...

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Well its not like I just shoot them for sport, lol, I was just seeing who was going to get all butt hurt about a cat getting shot, and I see I now have a few peoples attention. See, I don't shoot cats that are on someone else's property shitting and pissing and destroying personal property and reproducing , I could care less. It's when the strays come to my house and start doing that kind of stuff, so I get my little gun out, throw some hot fucking lead their way, and then bury them before the coyotes come rollin in. Then my shit isn't stinky or pissed on, and I don't have 20 stray cats hiding under everything on the farm making more cats.

I have 2 cats, they have been part of the family for over 10 years each. I will miss them when they are gone and will undoubtedly replace them for many reasons. But they are the only cats that are welcome on this farm, period.

tip top toker said:

You almost died because there was cat hair in the weed, not because of smoking weed.

And no, they would say they almost died while swimming. Not from swimming. They almost died from a shark bite while swimming.

We do understand, we understand that the title is inaccurate.

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WAS I SMOKING WEED when I almost died? YES. Therefore, I almost died smoking weed.
A friend of mine got in a car accident last year... told me "Hey dude, I almost died driving to work..."
I told him "How?"
He said, "A big rig was switching lanes, didn't see me, an side-swiped me..."
I didn't see any reason to nit-pick at him & say "Well actually Todd, you almost died from a big-rig side-swiping you."
Give me a break lmao.

It is what it is, don't even bother replying, it really is pointless lol.

you can kill all of the strays you want, i really only like my cat... even though she can be a huge bitch sometimes.

wheels619 said:

i hunt coyotes with my .223 never a cat tho. dont find many wandering around the dez. lol.

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I love my 223, I even shoot ground squirrels with it. But I reload my own rounds so it makes it much more affordable to say the least.

22's are fun with the kids, but I want to hit exactly where I'm aiming and I want to reach out more than 100 yards accurately. Besides, a 22 doesn't always put them down fast (cats). I want to kill them, not torture them. Same with rabbit hunting, shot alot with 22s, but the 223 is what I always grab these days.

kekapena said:

WAS I SMOKING WEED when I almost died? YES. Therefore, I almost died smoking weed.
A friend of mine got in a car accident last year... told me "Hey dude, I almost died driving to work..."
I told him "How?"
He said, "A big rig was switching lanes, didn't see me, an side-swiped me..."
I didn't see any reason to nit-pick at him & say "Well actually Todd, you almost died from a big-rig side-swiping you."
Give me a break lmao.

It is what it is, don't even bother replying, it really is pointless lol.

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"well actually todd..."

If I didn't have to spread rep I'd hook you up.

And I lied about "always" buring the cats right away. Sometimes I put them out in the middle of a field few hundred yards away, grab the 308 and my distress call and see how many coyotes fall for it.

So if I put drano in my coffee, can I say that I almost died (or did die lol) from drinking coffee?



Man, I almost fucking died from having sex last night.

Really

Yeah, fucking truck run off the road and came right into the bedroom

Uh, didn't you almost die from the truck then

No, it was from the sex

no you are stupid, it was the truck, having sex had nothing to do with it



lol I'm done here

ganjames said:

you can kill all of the strays you want, i really only like my cat... even though she can be a huge bitch sometimes.

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I can't say I like nor dislike cats, since I never had an opportunity to even pet one in my lifetime.
Closest thing I ever got to petting a cat was with my foot lol.
They seem to be very good pets, other then the litter-box stinking up houses.

Lol I almost died from looking at a ladybug on a flower.


What happened was, I was looking at this ladybug on a flower, and then this crocodile took a big chunk out of my leg. I thought it was going to kill me.

Damn ladybugs.

ladybugs can really fuck shit up

spandy said:

So if I put drano in my coffee, can I say that I almost died (or did die lol) from drinking coffee?



Man, I almost fucking died from having sex last night.

Really

Yeah, fucking truck run off the road and came right into the bedroom

Uh, didn't you almost die from the truck then

No, it was from the sex

no you are stupid






lol I'm done here

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Actually you could say that. I don't see anything wrong with it, as long as the full story is given immediately after the original statement.