Dude! That's so fkn funny! I forgot about the smoke report!....i was so damn high i barely remember last night!..lol...lets see...when the jar is just opened, it gives a very powerful fruity, skunky smell..not the normal fruit smell but a spicy fruity kinda...upon breaking up the bud the same smell but almost overpowering but not bad overpowering. The smell makes your heart race...it breaks up perfectly and has a very high resin content in a way that you could smoke your fingers...lol....it burns very nicely in a bone, very smooth going down but then wham! You get a knot in your stomach and exhale as quickly as you can. It comes out very smooth also. The high hits pretty much on the exhale and builds rather quickly...after about 3 tokes, your head starts going..wong,wong,wong,wong, and your body disapears where you can only feels your eyes....by then your saying "holy mother of godja! I'm really fkn high!" it is a great up high with tons of energy and great conversation...great thinking smoke once you start coming down...as for the bong....fkn wicked ass shit! ............i can say that this is the best i have ever smoked. Taste,high,smell....top notch...i'll take this over n lights, durban, widow, jack herer, hawaiin, and every other quality bud ive ever smoked, here and abroad...and yes, that does include some of am's finest cafe's...friends that have smoked with me today agree!