Ugly girlfriends

donmagicjuan · Mar 24, 2013

If u dont think shes ugly yet just get to know her over the next few months

SSHZ · Mar 24, 2013

Flaming Pie said:
My ex roomie would sleep with ugly/fat chicks because they would basically be down for whatever whenever. He didn't need money because they would pay for everything. He was like a 7-8 and the chicks he fucked were like 3-4.

Fat/Ugly woman are always soooo gratefull too......

konagirl420 · Mar 25, 2013

Oh no thats horrible haha and soooooooooo funny hahaahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

PJ Diaz · Mar 25, 2013

Call me an asshole all you want, but in my experience the ugly girlfriends give better head.

mysunnyboy · Mar 25, 2013

Flaming Pie said:
My ex roomie would sleep with ugly/fat chicks because they would basically be down for whatever whenever. He didn't need money because they would pay for everything. He was like a 7-8 and the chicks he fucked were like 3-4.

smh

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to srh88 again.

rooky1985 · Mar 25, 2013

Flaming Pie said:
My ex roomie would sleep with ugly/fat chicks because they would basically be down for whatever whenever. He didn't need money because they would pay for everything. He was like a 7-8 and the chicks he fucked were like 3-4.

Supply and demand my friend.

UncleBuck · Mar 25, 2013

Greenwhilley · Mar 25, 2013

Dunno about ugly but I can tell you chubby girls are awesome in the sack.

Jimmyjonestoo · Mar 25, 2013

neosapien said:
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Think ive fixed this for you before.

neosapien · Mar 25, 2013

Beer goggles help. I don't refute that.

FresnoFarmer · Mar 25, 2013

srh88 said:
wheres your girlfriend

shes mine now

I died when I saw this. That is the King of All Pimps. Guerilla pimpin hahaha

Winter Woman · Mar 25, 2013

My father used to say that the older he got the better looking everyone else was.

FresnoFarmer · Mar 25, 2013

Everybody has flaws nobody is perfect. Shit everyone thinks Kim Kardashian is the bomb and the bitch has psoriasis all over here legs. Not that it makes her any less pretty, it is just simply a human flaw. What is ugly to you may be beautiful to another. All eyes do not see the same ;0)

thowedoff1994 · Mar 25, 2013

FresnoFarmer said:
Everybody has flaws nobody is perfect. Shit everyone thinks Kim Kardashian is the bomb and the bitch has psoriasis all over here legs. Not that it makes her any less pretty, it is just simply a human flaw. What is ugly to you may be beautiful to another. All eyes do not see the same ;0)

rotflmmfao!!!!hahahahahaha...does she really...i needed that laugh this morning

thowedoff1994 · Mar 25, 2013

see4 said:
What boggles the mind is the inability of some to use the right fucking word.

lmao!!hahahahahahah

FresnoFarmer · Mar 25, 2013

thowedoff1994 said:
rotflmmfao!!!!hahahahahaha...does she really...i needed that laugh this morning

Haha yeah, she rubs her sisters breast milk on it. I guess it helps somehow?

Winter Woman · Mar 25, 2013

FresnoFarmer said:
Haha yeah, she rubs her sisters breast milk on it. I guess it helps somehow?

How in the world do you know this? lol

FresnoFarmer · Mar 25, 2013

Winter Woman said:
How in the world do you know this? lol

Lol She spoke about it on the Jimmy Kimmel show. And my wife was watching the Kim and Kourtney show and apparently she was seen in the act on there.

thowedoff1994 · Mar 25, 2013

chickadee said:
Sorry man.wrong word!

I was just wondering. Like if I had an ugly car and you said it was a beautiful car just to make me feel good. I dunno lol.

rigggggght!!!makes sense to me....y lie about it...some people are ugly and some people are uglier how bout that...lol

thowedoff1994 · Mar 25, 2013

FresnoFarmer said:
Haha yeah, she rubs her sisters breast milk on it. I guess it helps somehow?

tooooooooooo fuuuunny!!!! BREAST MILK....KML!!!

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