Bad ass, who made the brownies?
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Bad ass, who made the brownies?
nomiss
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I did. It was my first time. I ate too much. I'm still high. Started hallucinating.
SmokesLikeBob
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I got this idea by watching that movie "The Adjustment Bureau"... With a series of heavy duty pullys and a lot of work, you may be able to "switch rooms"...Like if the door to your grow room is opened without entering a code into a hidden keypad, the entire room will automatically flip around into a dummy walk in closet or something. Maybe a few latches on the door connected to the trigge that sets off the switch so that the room has time to switch before the door is opened. It's really impractical, but it could work.
i think this is an excellent idea
instead of ropes, think lazy susan
the grow space gently rotates to the 'back', where it is not visible
i think this has some serious potential
stelthy
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I like the idea of growing in the under-side of a double bed.. Florescent tubes, small quiet fans and most importantly with enough care uber stealth grow space also with a low level SCROG screen.. could be easily done.. still dont think the Mrs would like it lol... but who know's... one day? 
- STELTHY 
- STELTHY 
Toolage 87
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the ultimate PC stealth grow is a mix of 35w or 50w or 70w MH and HPS that are cooltubed with 2 PCs side by side (the large surface area with both of them gutted and the side plates of them still used) Perfect stealth grow from seed to harvest in a PC.
Under Your BED??
You guys are on crack, not pot LOL
Lazy susan rooms? Ok, send some pics. Gotta see that. Would be nice, the wife would love it but man that would take some engineering.
So anyway, How about someting bigger than a closet grow?
How about a trailer grow?
Stashed at a RV Storage facility. 24 hr. security. Gated and guarded by an unsuspecting dupe.
You guys are on crack, not pot LOL
Lazy susan rooms? Ok, send some pics. Gotta see that. Would be nice, the wife would love it but man that would take some engineering.
So anyway, How about someting bigger than a closet grow?
How about a trailer grow?
Stashed at a RV Storage facility. 24 hr. security. Gated and guarded by an unsuspecting dupe.
nomiss
Active Member
So what do you guys think about growing in a boiler tank. I have two if them and they are about 6 feet tall and 3 feet wide. I could buy a broken one for cheap and put it in my boiler room. Since the other boilers make noise, people wouldn't be able to here the fans. Also, the boilers have exaust so a carbon filter wouldn't seem suspicious. I could use my arc welder to cut a door in the back of the boiler tank.
Toolage 87
Well-Known Member
Its not a PC cab its a version of a PC stealth grow setup but instead of using CFLs you use low wattage MH and HPS lights. Just giving people that do PC stealth grows ideas.
That is a very stealthy plan my friend. Very doable. I like the hiding in plane sight. that's tight. I can just imagine the pig leaning against the boiler askin you questions.
Make sure to trip wire the front door so that if he opens it he is engulffed in molten firework spunk or whatever that shit was.
Anyhow, that one was good
i was thinking the lazy susan would closer to a small closet, maybe in the kitchen
they're quite common, wouldn't stand out all
nomiss
Active Member
Anyone who doesn't love that has obviously never done shit like that before.
Back in the day the lot of us went out to
death Valley and after dark we saturated huge sagebruss plants with gas and lit em up. Fuckinf flames 80 feet into the air. At least it seemed like it but we were all on Mescaline. We were fucking roaring.
Probably a good thing we didn't have internet. Like the dig at the French. Personally I have disliked Frogs for most of my adult life.
Rudest people on the planet, take my word for it, no shit it's true
Yeah Dude, you have good ideas, I'm feelin ya!!
nomiss
Active Member
What do you think about this?
So im board and im actually going to theoretically build this.
So lets start. Here is what im going to need.
A metal grow cabinet
40lbs of thermite (have 10lbs)
Detonation switch rig
Nine volt battery
10 ft copper wire
Electrical tape
2 copper clamps
electrical switch
400W HPS (have)
400W MH bulb (have)
220 cfm carbon filter (have)
Two 5 gallon pots (have)
Blasting cap
48x24x78 2mm thick steel plating
Arc welder (have)
Drill (have)
Metal Drill Bits (have)
Pressure switch (button style)
Padlock (heavy duty)
Growing supplies ect. (have)
72 inch ½ inch thick rebar
Mylar (have)
Water pan
For my grow cabinet I’m going to go with EDSAL Vault Cabinet. http://www.chdist.com/images/products/41-353_p.jpg is 48x24x78 and would be perfect for a two plant grow. It is made out of 14-gauge steel and is well built. The price is 1,066$ but this will be a long-term project.
As for the thermite, I’m going to be ordering the ingredients off of ebay. Thermite consists of iron oxide and aluminum powder. (http://cgi.ebay.com/20-Pounds-Thermite-Binary-2-part-Mix-Aluminum-Powder-/150621059810?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2311b6fae2#ht_1863wt_1141)
For the detonation switch, I’m going to build a switch that only becomes electrified when the doors are open. I am going to rig a nine volt battery to the inside of the left door. Running from the battery will be 2 feet of 8 gauge copper wire. At the end of the wire, there will be a copper conductor clamp. Attached to the side of the cabinet will be more copper wire with another clamp. When the two clamps touch each other, an electrical signal is sent to the blasting cap, which detonates. Before the copper wire runs to the top of the cabinet where the thermite is stored, it will run along the back wall. I am going to use my arc welder to cut a 4x3 inch hole in the back and then re-attack the cut out piece back on with hinges. The electrical switch, which makes the thermite inert, will be housed in there. (So I can deactivate the thermite when I am accessing my grow.
I can buy my blasting caps from here→ http://www.mrel.com/blasting_instrumentation/index.html
For the thermite setup, I’m going to turn the cabinet upside down and cover the bottom of it with the 40 pounds of thermite. I am then going to cut a small 1/8 inch hole in my 48x24x78 steel sheeting for the copper wire, Next the blasting cap will be inserted into the thermite and I will epoxy the metal sheeting onto the thermite. I will have just created a ¾ inch thick compartment that contains thermite.
I will now drill two holes on each side of the cabinet about four inches from the top. I will then horizontally insert the metal rebar through the holes to create a bar to attach my 400W HPS. (I’m going to be running a cool tube setup.)
I am now going to blanket the walls of the cabinet with Mylar.
Next I’m going to use my arc welder to cut a 6-inch hole approximately 1 foot from the top of the cabinet on the left side. This hole will be used for ventilation and will contain metal ducting for the cool tube, which will attach to the carbon filter.
Now I have to drill a 1-inch hole one inch below my 6-inch hole for my power cord for my HPS. (My ballast will be stored externally so it will not be damaged if the thermite is ignited.
I am keeping my grow cabinet in my basement which is concrete. That way, if the thermite is ignited, it will not burn down my house. The cabinet will ne in the corner and will be a foot from the wall. Behind it will be my ballast and carbon filter.
The front of it will have a heavy duty lock that uses a combination.
Since the cabinet is raised 5 inches off the ground, I am going to place a sealed pan underneath it that contains water. If the thermite is detonated, the water below will help put it out.
THE GROW
So now that my cabinet is built, I’ll explain my grow. I’m going to grow two plants (probably sativa strain.) Each one will be in 5 gallon buckets in fox farms ocean forest soil. Veg time will be anywhere from 2-3 months because my cabinet is 6 feet tall and has 5 feet of grow space.
BTW this isn't really ultimate stealth, its really just a way to destroy all evidence and make some pigs mad. Oh and for people who like firework spectacles.
So im board and im actually going to theoretically build this.
So lets start. Here is what im going to need.
A metal grow cabinet
40lbs of thermite (have 10lbs)
Detonation switch rig
Nine volt battery
10 ft copper wire
Electrical tape
2 copper clamps
electrical switch
400W HPS (have)
400W MH bulb (have)
220 cfm carbon filter (have)
Two 5 gallon pots (have)
Blasting cap
48x24x78 2mm thick steel plating
Arc welder (have)
Drill (have)
Metal Drill Bits (have)
Pressure switch (button style)
Padlock (heavy duty)
Growing supplies ect. (have)
72 inch ½ inch thick rebar
Mylar (have)
Water pan
For my grow cabinet I’m going to go with EDSAL Vault Cabinet. http://www.chdist.com/images/products/41-353_p.jpg is 48x24x78 and would be perfect for a two plant grow. It is made out of 14-gauge steel and is well built. The price is 1,066$ but this will be a long-term project.
As for the thermite, I’m going to be ordering the ingredients off of ebay. Thermite consists of iron oxide and aluminum powder. (http://cgi.ebay.com/20-Pounds-Thermite-Binary-2-part-Mix-Aluminum-Powder-/150621059810?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2311b6fae2#ht_1863wt_1141)
For the detonation switch, I’m going to build a switch that only becomes electrified when the doors are open. I am going to rig a nine volt battery to the inside of the left door. Running from the battery will be 2 feet of 8 gauge copper wire. At the end of the wire, there will be a copper conductor clamp. Attached to the side of the cabinet will be more copper wire with another clamp. When the two clamps touch each other, an electrical signal is sent to the blasting cap, which detonates. Before the copper wire runs to the top of the cabinet where the thermite is stored, it will run along the back wall. I am going to use my arc welder to cut a 4x3 inch hole in the back and then re-attack the cut out piece back on with hinges. The electrical switch, which makes the thermite inert, will be housed in there. (So I can deactivate the thermite when I am accessing my grow.
I can buy my blasting caps from here→ http://www.mrel.com/blasting_instrumentation/index.html
For the thermite setup, I’m going to turn the cabinet upside down and cover the bottom of it with the 40 pounds of thermite. I am then going to cut a small 1/8 inch hole in my 48x24x78 steel sheeting for the copper wire, Next the blasting cap will be inserted into the thermite and I will epoxy the metal sheeting onto the thermite. I will have just created a ¾ inch thick compartment that contains thermite.
I will now drill two holes on each side of the cabinet about four inches from the top. I will then horizontally insert the metal rebar through the holes to create a bar to attach my 400W HPS. (I’m going to be running a cool tube setup.)
I am now going to blanket the walls of the cabinet with Mylar.
Next I’m going to use my arc welder to cut a 6-inch hole approximately 1 foot from the top of the cabinet on the left side. This hole will be used for ventilation and will contain metal ducting for the cool tube, which will attach to the carbon filter.
Now I have to drill a 1-inch hole one inch below my 6-inch hole for my power cord for my HPS. (My ballast will be stored externally so it will not be damaged if the thermite is ignited.
I am keeping my grow cabinet in my basement which is concrete. That way, if the thermite is ignited, it will not burn down my house. The cabinet will ne in the corner and will be a foot from the wall. Behind it will be my ballast and carbon filter.
The front of it will have a heavy duty lock that uses a combination.
Since the cabinet is raised 5 inches off the ground, I am going to place a sealed pan underneath it that contains water. If the thermite is detonated, the water below will help put it out.
THE GROW
So now that my cabinet is built, I’ll explain my grow. I’m going to grow two plants (probably sativa strain.) Each one will be in 5 gallon buckets in fox farms ocean forest soil. Veg time will be anywhere from 2-3 months because my cabinet is 6 feet tall and has 5 feet of grow space.
BTW this isn't really ultimate stealth, its really just a way to destroy all evidence and make some pigs mad. Oh and for people who like firework spectacles.
Toolage 87
Well-Known Member
hahaha that can so enplane the termite. I love that one. 
yeah well, that;s a nice coinkydink cuz that;s sorta what the thread is about.
I;m on my first grow and am amazed at the small spaces people grow in, that;s all
I have a budda dwarf that's like 10 inches tall that has to have 3 z on it.
so yeah, I guess you can grow in small spaces.
whaddya think of the trailer grow idea? I thought that was gold
course it was my idea but that probly didn;t influence my thinkin HAH!!!!