Unbidden thoughts that kept me from finishing college

TotalSnafu

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Do you ever look at people you dont know and try to imagine what their skeleton looks like under their skin? I do.

Is it possible to have the strongest point of a magnetic field outside and away from the electromagnetic source? If so, you could make a device that picks up shit without touching it. Someone should invent that.

A radioactive cat has 18 half-lives.

You ever order a big plate of chicken wings? Do you wonder if the chickens they came from knew each other? Does THAT matter? Hmmmm.

Next week, I will plan on utilizing my time in a productive manner the following week. I dont like to procrastinate.

What does the oncologist think about when he shoves that endoscope into your butt and is driving it around your intestines? You think he is wondering where to take the wife out to dinner? Fuck you,
it's my fantasy.

What is this term "small children?" Aren't all children supposed to be small?

If you see an alcoholic eating grapes, I think he is just being impatient.

If there is a god, why all this needless suffering? Epidemics, floods, birth defects, mental retardation, an appendix that we dont need and can swell up and cause severe pain, good paremts die from heart attacks and their kids are left on their own....I think god doesnt like our species very much.

More to come eventually.
 

curious2garden

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Do you ever look at people you dont know and try to imagine what their skeleton looks like under their skin? I do.
Almost everything you posted is solved in college if you take the right courses. Anatomy and Physiology, you can touch the skeletons.

Is it possible to have the strongest point of a magnetic field outside and away from the electromagnetic source? If so, you could make a device that picks up shit without touching it. Someone should invent that.

A radioactive cat has 18 half-lives.
Physics.

What does the oncologist think about when he shoves that endoscope into your butt and is driving it around your intestines? You think he is wondering where to take the wife out to dinner?
Those are proctologists or gastroenterologists they are NOT oncologists. Oh and yes those are precisely the things we are thinking of as we work on you no matter the work we do. The last thing you want is our FULL attention focused on you. That means we've just had an, "Oh, shit" moment and those are not good in any line of work.

What is this term "small children?" Aren't all children supposed to be small?
Child Growth and Development will answer this nicely for you.

If you see an alcoholic eating grapes, I think he is just being impatient.
Biology should fix this error for you. You need to be a ruminant to ferment.

If there is a god, why all this needless suffering? Epidemics, floods, birth defects, mental retardation, an appendix that we dont need and can swell up and cause severe pain, good paremts die from heart attacks and their kids are left on their own....I think god doesnt like our species very much.

More to come eventually.
Try Philosophy courses.

So apparently you are in need of a good college education, go back to school.
 

RIKNSTEIN

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Yep I went to college...I have a BS an MS and a PHD...all it ever got me was BullShit, MoreShit, Piled Head Deep :eyesmoke:
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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What does the oncologist think about when he shoves that endoscope into your butt and is driving it around your intestines? You think he is wondering where to take the wife out to dinner?.
Those are proctologists or gastroenterologists they are NOT oncologists. Oh and yes those are precisely the things we are thinking of as we work on you no matter the work we do. The last thing you want is our FULL attention focused on you. That means we've just had an, "Oh, shit" moment and those are not good in any line of work.
LOL, a proctologist having an "Oh, Shit" moment.

Damn girl, was that calculated ? :clap:
 
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