hellmutt bones
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I whonder why women lie about stuff like this. Depriving urself of an intence orgasm!
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hellmutt bones
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Just fuwing with u
Hookabelly
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SEE?
"While relatively few pornographic films involve autofellatio, some pornographic actors are noted for this skill including Ron Jeremy for his 1970s examples on film.[11][12] Other actors including Scott O'Hara, Cole Youngblood, Steve Holmes, and Ricky Martinez have also been featured performing autofellatio and the practice has become a pornographic masturbation subgenre."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio
Just google it, there are many videos and more about it. He wasn't fat when he started doing porn either and he has a 10 inch cock. I mean I wouldn't fuck'em but I do appreciate what he can do.
BarnBuster
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anyone remember this mag?
Hookabelly
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Yeah but the question was that I'd love him in his hey day. and while i can certainly appreciated his talent..it still doesn't make him attractive to me.
that reminds me. Has anyone seen "strange sex" series? One episode had a guy that was actually in love with his car. And a guy who got off on balloons. Like blown up balloons floating in a room. Hilarious.
hellmutt bones
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He started out doing gay porn too! So there! Even the dudes would fuck him!
Hookabelly
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What? when he got all rolly polly and his career waned? They can have him.He started out doing gay porn too! So there! Even the dudes would fuck him!
hellmutt bones
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Thats when he whent straight porn cus women only care about the size and intence orgasms.What? when he got all rolly polly and his career waned? They can have him.
hellmutt bones
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Alexis texas. I wouldnt care if she had a butterface i would still di her and that ass! Omg! That azz!
My response to you was because you said "I find that hard to believe".
BarnBuster
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and the unsung performers
abe supercro
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It's known throughout the universe already that Ron Jeremy isn't attractive to anyone. Hello.
And some of us peons may be cute, with ideal bone structure and low body fat, but we're far from legendary. That ugly/famous combination, that's what pisses ppl off most about Ron Jeremy.
I'd suggest that if you don't like the idea of him fucking you (or visa versa), then consider someone else doing it. hah
And some of us peons may be cute, with ideal bone structure and low body fat, but we're far from legendary. That ugly/famous combination, that's what pisses ppl off most about Ron Jeremy.
I'd suggest that if you don't like the idea of him fucking you (or visa versa), then consider someone else doing it. hah
Milovan
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..View attachment 3327533 Alexis texas. I wouldnt care if she had a butterface i would still di her and that ass! Omg! That azz!
Then this might tickle your fancy as well?
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hellmutt bones
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^^^ no but this one does
abe supercro
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That ass'll Oh Snap
your hellmutt right off
your hellmutt right off
panhead
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I swear my brother in laws remind me of Ron " The Hedgehog " Jeremy , hairy bastards , Ron is the shit , my favorite was when Ron would swing his cock around like a heilocopter then slap bitches in the face with it , repeatedly .
I watched a porn when I was a kid with Ron^ and he sucked his own dick. He's been my favorite ever sense.
You cant fuck with a guy that can bitch slap a ho with his cock , thats allmost a super power .
hellmutt bones
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I had an old movie with ron jeremy there was this sceen that hes plowing into this girl but they only showed his body thats back when he was thin.
So me and my then girlfriend where doing it and watching that sceen and she was really into it she came and then it was my turn but as soon as she saw his face she just jumped off.. i was like whata fuq! She was still gasping for air but shes like hes so ugly can u fast forward that?
Fn girls i tell u!
So me and my then girlfriend where doing it and watching that sceen and she was really into it she came and then it was my turn but as soon as she saw his face she just jumped off.. i was like whata fuq! She was still gasping for air but shes like hes so ugly can u fast forward that?
Fn girls i tell u!
