Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

tipsgnob said:

store is right down the street...lazy............

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Twistyman said:

That was my plan but I don't have enough charcoal...... shit.....!!

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Sunnysideup said:

I have had 3 showings....My realtor just called and said that whomever is yelling in the garage is scaring people! She said the profanity really upset one couple, they thought it was me yelling....I got to put this bird somewhere! Who wants a bird?? Free!!

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Sunnysideup said:

Hey Vette I like that builders link you put up. They had a lot of good before and after pics.

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Sunnysideup said:

I have had 3 showings....My realtor just called and said that whomever is yelling in the garage is scaring people! She said the profanity really upset one couple, they thought it was me yelling....I got to put this bird somewhere! Who wants a bird?? Free!!

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they think sunny has turettes... what happens when they get stoned(the birds)?

Sunnysideup said:

I don't think any amount of baked cookies is going to take away the sting of being called a M....F...er. shit! I wonder if I can duct tape her beak shut during showings? I am going to google it...

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Funny stuff... doesn't covering the cage work...??? That or put some Rap on in the garage.... tell them its the kid next doors music........

tipsgnob said:

they think sunny has turettes... what happens when they get stoned(the birds)?

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Twistyman said:

Funny stuff... doesn't covering the cage work...??? That or put some Rap on in the garage.... tell them its the kid next doors music........

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Sunnysideup said:

They eat alot and chatter more than yell....It is only this one bird, she has a filthy vocabulary...all she says is motherfucker and shit. She says it constantly when someone walks in the house. I didn't think anyone could hear her in the garage. You really can't hear her unless your outside walking up the walk then it is clear. Regardless of her being stoned or not she is going to yell it....I think she thinks it is a way to greet someone....


Tried it Twisty! It made her scream it even louder!! I really was thinking about putting a piece of tape around her beak when people come but I don't know if that can harm her. Hell, my one lady friend I walk with had her dogs vocal chords removed! I am not going to go that crazy but I am thinking of the tape on the beak almost like what they do to alligators so they don't bite. So I went on my bird forum and asked around...I am suspended for a week....they got really pissed, lol. As Sharon would put it, those motherfuckers!

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Twistyman said:

I'd pay to see that shit... sorry Sunny... but its all so comical... trying to sell a house while a bird screams obscenities at people... why no just say " I rescue abused birds.. & their owners too.. this one abused the people" ..they may find it funny.. I do....


sorry..LOLOLOLOLOL..

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Sunnysideup said:

Oh man I could use a burger right now, I am starving!

I just begged one of my friends to take the bird for a little while...She agreed! I will be in debt to her forever....Another problem solved! WoooooHoooooo!

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korvette1977 said:

Got Burgers on the grill and bowl in hand ... Cheers

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