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420weedman

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so many rich stupid old bags in my town ... just saw another one leaving the deli .... she turns right into the curb making another right after entering the parking lot with their brand new mercedes .... then stops directly on top of it and her husband gets out and looks ... all the while im driving by honking and laughing ...... and shes sits there with her old douche bag face on .... i wanted to get out and smack her too
 

Sunnysideup

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so many rich stupid old bags in my town ... just saw another one leaving the deli .... she turns right into the curb making another right after entering the parking lot with their brand new mercedes .... then stops directly on top of it and her husband gets out and looks ... all the while im driving by honking and laughing ...... and shes sits there with her old douche bag face on .... i wanted to get out and smack her too
Oh boy, don't ever move to Florida, lol lol...I go through that all the time. I was sitting at a red light one day when all of a sudden WHAM. An old couple plowed into me, did not even attempt to stop. I am sitting there dazed with my son when the old man came up to my window and proceeded to bash my window in with his cane. That was the day I told my son not to even bother trying to bail me out of jail! I jumped out of my car and chased that old fuck back to his Cadillac and took his cane from him and beat the shit out of his windshield! Florida brings the best out in me.:mrgreen:
 

420weedman

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Oh boy, don't ever move to Florida, lol lol...I go through that all the time. I was sitting at a red light one day when all of a sudden WHAM. An old couple plowed into me, did not even attempt to stop. I am sitting there dazed with my son when the old man came up to my window and proceeded to bash my window in with his cane. That was the day I told my son not to even bother trying to bail me out of jail! I jumped out of my car and chased that old fuck back to his Cadillac and took his cane from him and beat the shit out of his windshield! Florida brings the best out in me.:mrgreen:

hell yea, that sounds like fun :)
couple years ago one pulled out right in front of me ... and hit head on (in his jaguar) ... guy never looked to his left ... was just staring right ... and then he pulls out and honks his horn at ME.
i could tell he was gonna so i was slowing down but tire locked up and i hit his bumper head on going like 5 ... no airbags went off .... but i left a nice dent for him....
he gets out of the car ... and its like he doesnt know where he is, im like you LOOK LEFT, THEN YOU GO , WTF ...
my truck had a expired reg at the time so i said, enjoy your smash .... and left :twisted:
 

Sunnysideup

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Damn Weedman! It really sounds like you live here with me! They ALWAYS do that shit! I used to slow down to avoid a collision, but, I don't anymore! I speed up!!! Fuck them, it really gets on my nerves. It is like they think they have more of a right to be out on the road. They are a pain in the ass. I actually have a bumper sticker on my jeep that says..."Welcome to Florida. Heaven's Waiting Room" LOL, that just pisses some of them off so bad! I don't discriminate with age, I give everyone the respect that they DESERVE, nothing more!
 

420weedman

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Damn Weedman! It really sounds like you live here with me! They ALWAYS do that shit! I used to slow down to avoid a collision, but, I don't anymore! I speed up!!! Fuck them, it really gets on my nerves. It is like they think they have more of a right to be out on the road. They are a pain in the ass. I actually have a bumper sticker on my jeep that says..."Welcome to Florida. Heaven's Waiting Room" LOL, that just pisses some of them off so bad! I don't discriminate with age, I give everyone the respect that they DESERVE, nothing more!

exactly ... its like they have the attitude "im on the road, i drive slow and safe. everyone else is driving dangerously fast .. they need to slow down and stay behind me and watch me drive like a fucking idiot"

if your nervous or scared at any time while your driving ... you shouldnt be on the fucking road.:evil:
 

420weedman

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teen age girls too .... my boss's daughter failed her road test twice , just got her license and within 1 week had a accident in a parking lot ... with a parked car.. 1000$ damage
a month later they give her their almost new hybrid car..... and she totals it .... in a parking lot ..... with a parked car :shock:
 

Sunnysideup

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I know Weedman, I really do! I go through it all the time! Just say fuck it, and speed up! It seems to be effective, for me atleast.:mrgreen:

I just got an email from my mother n law, it reminded me of Twisty's video...Here it is:

Honey,
I am having a church function at my house this Saturday, for Rich's choir. Well, Sugar has started a new thing where he sits on top of his cage and bobs his head up and down while screaming, "What the fuck?" Janice, what should I do? How do get your guys to be quiet? I am very concerned this is going to ruin Rich's plans. Call me when you get a chance. Love you.


My poor mother n law! There is NOTHING you can do...Just take a look at my Sharon! She always replies with the same thing...."motherfucker"
 

Sunnysideup

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teen age girls too .... my boss's daughter failed her road test twice , just got her license and within 1 week had a accident in a parking lot ... with a parked car.. 1000$ damage
a month later they give her their almost new hybrid car..... and she totals it .... in a parking lot ..... with a parked car :shock:
I can ALWAYS tell when a teen is on the road. You can see them in your rear view mirror just racing up on your ass! I always say, 'that is a teen there' and it always is! I think they should make the driving age 18. I really don't think 16 year olds need to be behind a wheel, imo.
 

Twistyman

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I used to think the same way until Oz broke my thumb....:cry:
People that own these guys need to always remember they don't belong in our homes and they don't know better when they do something bad...This is what gets me through...I really wanted to kill Oz when he broke my thumb, but, I did not even stay mad at him because I knew he doesn't deserve the life that has been forced upon him. So broken thumb is forgiven...I love my guys!:hug:
Thats the truth.. one time I was rubbing my nose (yeah stupid) against my love bird... he figured I'd look good with a piercing between my nostrils, that soft sensitive skin....he got me and was there for about 2 minutes... I had tears running down my face...I wanted to kill him.. then he let go and rested his little head against my hand..... what can you say ....:hug: BUT FUCK THAT HURT.....:shock:
 

Sunnysideup

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haha birds tell it like it is, ... dont they shut up if you cover their cage ?
Mine do not shut up when they are covered, they talk to each other and cuss.....:?

Thats the truth.. one time I was rubbing my nose (yeah stupid) against my love bird... he figured I'd look good with a piercing between my nostrils, that soft sensitive skin....he got me and was there for about 2 minutes... I had tears running down my face...I wanted to kill him.. then he let go and rested his little head against my hand..... what can you say ....:hug: BUT FUCK THAT HURT.....:shock:
Man, I bet that did hurt!! I love, love birds, they are so colorful and cute, and I have met a few with attitude! So funny, seeing a little guy with so much 'tude! If you ever want another companion bird, you let me know. I will pay to ship him/her and make all the arrangements for you! Seriously, let me know.

Dude, I could live in one of those, for sure!! A month or so ago someone posted a 'cave house' that was listed on Ebay. I fell in love with that thing!
 
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