misshestermoffitt
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My family is rolling over the bird story. Sorry to the poor vet, but that's some funny stuff. I suppose "I know what I'm doing" can be considered his famous last words.......
Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!
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Twistyman
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My friend got his dogs operation done at a school.. at cost....Good idea, I have never thought of that! I can get some young eager 'to be' vet to practice on Oz, it would be a good learning experience for whomever has to do it!
Man, I will tell you what...it was bad. This man was white, he was in shock...I could tell. I kept asking him if he wanted to sit down and let me help with his wounds...He just wanted out!! Then Sharon, omg, she yells real slow "fuckerrrrrrr" as he was walking out the door and then they both started laughing....loud. Now it seems pretty funny but at the time I was thinking to myself 'can he sue me?' Well he isn't going to do that, he just dumped me.
Sunnysideup
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Yes, he was a cocky vet! Now, Oz loves me, and this is what he looked like when I went to the cage to get the eggs:
Sunnysideup
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So you can imagine what he did to that vet!!! I would love to know how many stitches he got!
Sunnysideup
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In Maryland I used to do that with my cats and dogs. I don't know why the thought did not come to me here. I will definitely be making some calls Monday morning. It must of been one of my infamous blonde moments that made me forget...
misshestermoffitt
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Did you actually get the eggs? I heard somewhere that you can replace the eggs with something similar and the female will stop laying. I don't know if it's true though. You've really got your hands full with those 2 don't you ?!?!?!?!
Sunnysideup
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Yeah we got the eggs and we shook them and put them back. Sharon is still lying on them. She will realize that they aren't going to hatch and hopefully will stop laying eggs all together. It was like a mini abortion...
Yeah those 2 can be a handful, but, they are better in pairs. They don't get as bored. I also have a Yellow Crowned Amazon, Wilma, she is my baby. She goes wherever I go. She loves riding in the car. I am getting another Cockatoo Monday. A female named Farfey. Her owner died, and she has no where to live so she is coming here....I just keep adding!
misshestermoffitt
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Does he snuggle and nuzzle with you? I bet they can be cute and loving when they're in the mood.
Sunnysideup
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They are known as the 'Velcro Birds' because they want to be attached to you at all times. The best way to describe them is like this, they are like having 2 and 3 year old toddlers in your house....except they are packing handguns! They do love to snuggle, they demand it every night. They take a lot of your time but to me they are worth it. They also live very long....80 years. I had to put them in my will so that I know when I go they will be taken care of....they have their own trust fund....
misshestermoffitt
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One of these days, I'm coming to your place to snuggle your birds. I wanna pet them and pat them...............
Sunnysideup
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My door is always open! It is sort of funny, but, whenever I have anything done in my house the workers always comment on my animals. When I had my carpet re done the one guy asked me if he could come back with his kids, he was even willing to pay $5 a head cover charge! Cracked me up...I didn't take the money and he came back with his 2 kids and they loved it.
Twistyman
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We all seem to do that when our sick animals are involved... I traded my passport (illegal) for medical attention for my pet.. No cash so I left it as collateral.. you never saw such..kiss-assin your life...In Maryland I used to do that with my cats and dogs. I don't know why the thought did not come to me here. I will definitely be making some calls Monday morning. It must of been one of my infamous blonde moments that made me forget...
Worked though..
My crippled lovebird snuggled all the time..I'd make a circle with index and thumb, and he'd fly over as soon as he saw it..he'd flip on his back and stick his head in circle and scratch his neck... do that for hours..or until my hand cramped...
We'll take turns stealing pollys eggs...1st one bitten, buys the beer....
*screw beers/eggs....I'll snuggle all the ladies...
Sunnysideup
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You are my kind of man!!! If I wasn't married I would be flying out there to meet you Twisty!!! There is nothing like a man that has a kind heart for animals....they are always the keepers.We all seem to do that when our sick animals are involved... I traded my passport (illegal) for medical attention for my pet.. No cash so I left it as collateral.. you never saw such..kiss-assin your life...
Worked though..
My crippled lovebird snuggled all the time..I'd make a circle with index and thumb, and he'd fly over as soon as he saw it..he'd flip on his back and stick his head in circle and scratch his neck... do that for hours..or until my hand cramped...
We'll take turns stealing pollys eggs...1st one bitten, buys the beer....
*screw beers/eggs....I'll snuggle all the ladies...
Sunnysideup
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Adopt-a-twist.... line starts here....
*Note to self, hide stuffed pets...
what do you mean, stuffed??? No, never mind...I don't want to know. I like thinking of you as a big teddy bear that spreads love and joy to our furry friends!
Sunnysideup
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More like this....
Twistyman
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More like this....
misshestermoffitt
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Next time say "plush" pets instead of stuffed. 
Damn so many places I want to go. I want to go to Sunny's and to Vette's, I have a friend that lives about 45 min from him. I've never been to Canada, visiting Twisty would be fun. You guys could come here, I could show you Amish people and cornfields.
We need to get a bus and just ride around the continent to each others places.
Damn so many places I want to go. I want to go to Sunny's and to Vette's, I have a friend that lives about 45 min from him. I've never been to Canada, visiting Twisty would be fun. You guys could come here, I could show you Amish people and cornfields.
We need to get a bus and just ride around the continent to each others places.
Twistyman
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Thats what I'm talking about.. a party caravan...we always did that..we'd have 9 cars going camping, concerts, fireworks...etc.. literally invade a place.... good times... Now days its a major event to get three people in the same room on the same page..Next time say "plush" pets instead of stuffed.
Damn so many places I want to go. I want to go to Sunny's and to Vette's, I have a friend that lives about 45 min from him. I've never been to Canada, visiting Twisty would be fun. You guys could come here, I could show you Amish people and cornfields.
We need to get a bus and just ride around the continent to each others places.
Start in Fla. and get Sunny (watch out for birds)..then head north...pick up vette..I think Kilo is in NY....grab some of your friends in US, (don't forget fdd), then to Canada...We'll get the whole gang..Chiceh, weezer, otis, jimmyspaz..hell, even lacy..
That would be a treat........ probably all end up hating each other...
No... pas possible...
