Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

puffdamagikdragon

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i got stuck in front of some house in the country once on a hilly, icy spot and this teenage girl brings me out a SALT SHAKER! i thanked her, told her i would bring it back when done, and laughed my ass off when she left!! a salt shaker!
Did you have some popcorn? I could see it then.....


I just love being beatnik poor. I love my crappy car that overheats, I love dressing my kids in Salvation Army specials, and having either the phone or the computer shut off every once in awhile....... Seriously, tho, I don't define myself by my money, but I sure do wish I had more definition!
 

SmokeyMcSmokester

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hahaha...you think Im jokin...

if you ever come to vegas for a bachelor party/ divorce party/ birthday party/ or just party, and you want strippers...pm me.
 

puffdamagikdragon

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When I used to strip, we tipped our bouncers pretty good (for private parties, but in the clubs we hafta pay the club a percentage, and some tip over that and some don't), but unlike alot of strippers I really didn't WANT to be touched, so I particularly paid them well.......

But I worked mostly in the south, not in the west....
 

"SICC"

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There really dense nugs, they have a hint of bubblegum to the nugs but when you crac em open, damn, the smell is amazing, but i love my Bubba Kush more tho :D
 
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