Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

misshestermoffitt

New Member
We had some take out chinese tonight *stopping to count my cats :shock:*

All is well here, going to play a little sniper game on the ps2 shortly, just have a little bake before we get started.

Twisty :hug:
 

misshestermoffitt

New Member
I'm making a turkey tomorrow. Daughter was sick on Christmas and didn't get to enjoy the dinner, so I'm making a smaller version of it tomorrow for her to enjoy.
 

ph03nix

Well-Known Member
I am cleaning the house and I have my 'cleaning' clothes on, well some bible thumpers come to the door and I answer the door to get rid of them and they were acting more weird than usual, I had no problem getting rid of them!! So I come back inside and I am thinking that was weird then I realize I am wearing my t shirt for cleaning, well all the tee says is "Fuck You You Fucking Fuck" LOL LOL LOL
I am going to start wearing that shirt to the store too!! Those bible people practically ran down the driveway!!! Ok, back to work I go. I just had to share that, made me laugh!
Oh, I think I want one of those shirts. One day (three kids under five and I'd had a really bad day) some Jehovahs came to my door... poor people... well, I was sick of them.... they'd come around every second week... I told them to 'fuck off and don't come back or I'll sic my dog onto you'. He took the cue and growled at just the right time... :lol:

They didn't come back. I wonder if they registered our address on some data base somewhere as a lost soul and just gave up on us.

Hello everyone!!!!
Hee-eey..... :hug:

Finally feeling up to typing, I've been reading along faithfully.... glad that everyone is doing well. Thank you to everyone that has asked about me.

Gryph & Ph03nix.... sorry about the living situation. I know you will come out of everything on top. You have each other and that is comfort. By the way.. nice pictures.... you are both beautiful inside and out.:-P
Gosh... :oops: ... thanks China. I could say the same thing... :hump: oh, and Vette... that's not a double chin... :shock: :-P

Miss... I think you need a bird....she sounds so sweet.:hug:
I agree... I'd take her, but the quarantine laws here are a nightmare. She'd be stuck in quarantine for a mminimum of six months, and that's providing we could get a permit to keep her. But you're just up the road, and she really does sound like a sweetie. They are beautiful and very intelligent birds...

That is probably a good idea. First... I am way to old for you and Second..... I think Vette and I are in this for the long haul.

But you can still be my "what if...." guy! ;-)
Everyone needs a backup guy... :-P

Might be the cabbage I ate.........
Is that what that was? :spew:

Yes, I made a pork roast with kraut..... good German girl.
Pork = Mmmmm!! But I'm sorry China, I'm not much of a kraut girl. Cabbage makes me vomit. AND... I used to be married to a german (but I won't hold that against you ;-)) so I know that cooking smell well... :spew:

Woo hoo... twistys got the ladies to himself......:hug::hug::hug:........


Snooze, snooze...:shock:.. Damn did I just fall asleep.....:wall:
Gotta love a stud!! ;-) :hug: :sleep:



Morning all..... Wake and Bake guys... 12:42 pm... Saturday... music of the hour... Dark Side of the Moon... Pink Floyd... bongsmilie bongsmilie bongsmilie
 

puffdamagikdragon

Well-Known Member
Whuzzup, fellow bakers? Insomnia, but I finally got on for a little while. Been havin problems with the ol' laptop, had to scan and defrag just to get my shit to come up.
Well, I forgot to soak the black eyed peas, didn't have any on the shelf, and didn't have any in the stores, and I was afraid I was SOL until we headed for the step kids (they are grown, but we still call them kids) and stopped at a gas station, and what do I find, Black eyed peas! Good, too. Then, we get home late and feed the horses, and hubby comes in from letting them back out, and an hour later I get a call from a neighbor my horses are out! It was dark and had no light, and fuckin cold as shit, and all I had was a coat over my pj bottoms and a t-shirt. They had somehow lifted the gate off the hinges, and they were grazin contentedly in the feild across the road. I came to the big mare first, and led her back (with no halter or rope, our horses are ubber trained) and hubby led the gelding, my stud colt followed. A cop had stopped and was keeping traffic at bay while we crossed. My colt decided once he was in the yard he would just graze in the fron yard, and suprisingly the cop took the incentive and put his arm around the colt's neck like he had seen us do the other two horses, and led my colt back to the barn nice as you please. I was really proud of my baby boy, he is either gonna turn into a total punk when he hits 2 or 3, or be the best horse ever.

I SHORE hope the rest of the year is not nearly so exciting!
 

diemdepyro

Well-Known Member
The physical terrorist dropped a dumbell on my ankle. I asked her if
she had any clients that lived. Freaking hard to sleep.....Puff- horses are scary always judging me....
 

puffdamagikdragon

Well-Known Member
If they are my horses they are only sizing you up to see if you bring carrots.
Actually, they are one of the only things I feed that doesn't remind me what a screw up I am...... THem and the cat.:bigjoint:
 

amsterdayum

Well-Known Member
u know started smoking weed a lil over 7 years ago and i still have never even tried the whole wake n bake thing i would feel crazy guilty like i did somethin wrong kinda like drinkin when wake up lol
 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Good morning RIU, waking and baking already. I can't seem to get my sleep back to normal. Going to bed at 8pm and getting up before 5 am. I don't know what is going on here, lol. bongsmilie:mrgreen::peace:
 

puffdamagikdragon

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Okay, this is weird, but I have the EXACT same problem! I am tryin to fall asleep at like 7:30, (and sometimes do) then I am WIDE awake at 3 and 4 in the morning. And that is with a weed nap in the afternoon! :bigjoint:

I am baked, I am waked. Been up awhile, actually, can't go to sleep now. Need java.
 

Chiceh

Global Mod, Stoner Chic
Okay, this is weird, but I have the EXACT same problem! I am tryin to fall asleep at like 7:30, (and sometimes do) then I am WIDE awake at 3 and 4 in the morning. And that is with a weed nap in the afternoon! :bigjoint:

I am baked, I am waked. Been up awhile, actually, can't go to sleep now. Need java.

I am the same, once I am awake there is no going back to sleep. I have the dogs going haywire for breakfast as soon as I open my eyes, lol. :lol:
 

puffdamagikdragon

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Chiceh- I know what you mean. I have a not-so-bright little banty rooster who thinks as soon as a light goes on in the house, the sun is comin up and he starts to crowin, even if it is 3 in the morning. Kinda sounds like a worn out pull-string toy.


Vette- Mornin! Art thou baked yet?
 
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