Wake n Bake, Nothing Better!

manfredo

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actually it's feeling pretty good this direction surprisingly, sit out on the porch and kick it kinda weather......now i wish we could get some rain.....8 1/4 inches is not enough....js
It amazes me that they can send satellites in to space to move asteroids, but they can't move a few rain clouds around? Just think if they could...No more bad flooding, or droughts, or severe forest fires, and think of the lives and money saved.

Seems like it wouldn't be that difficult to do, but what do I know!

 

BudmanTX

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It amazes me that they can send satellites in to space to move asteroids, but they can't move a few rain clouds around? Just think if they could...No more bad flooding, or droughts, or severe forest fires, and think of the lives and money saved.

Seems like it wouldn't be that difficult to do, but what do I know!

idk if i wanna mess with mother nature at this point mate.....she's already a bitch, and you don't need to piss her off more......be like my wife when i get home, as soon as you walk in the door on certain days, your name changes real quick...js
 

RetiredToker76

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Got out early-ish this morning and started doing some real yard cleanup instead of just putting all the downed limbs into a single pile. I was working the chainsaw and loading the 2 cans that the yard guys are willing to take per week when the regular garbage guy pulled up. I gave him a friendly wave and smile as his robot truck grabbed the trashcan and emptied my one bag of household trash that isn't recycling. Then he jumped out, grabbed 2 huge branches I hadn't cut up yet, threw them in his truck, had me load my two cans into the one that was compatible with robo-truck and emptied them into his truck too. Dude just saved me at least 3 weeks of waiting for the yard-waste guys to take the branches out at a rate of 2 cans a week.

Two big branches left in the back yard, front yard is cleaned up and ready to be mowed when I quit aching from cutting up all the branches this morning. Time for two ibuprofen, a fat dab, and a nap.

/Wave and smile at your trash guys.
//IMO they're the most crucial part of a civilized society and greatly under appreciated.
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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Got out early-ish this morning and started doing some real yard cleanup instead of just putting all the downed limbs into a single pile. I was working the chainsaw and loading the 2 cans that the yard guys are willing to take per week when the regular garbage guy pulled up. I gave him a friendly wave and smile as his robot truck grabbed the trashcan and emptied my one bag of household trash that isn't recycling. Then he jumped out, grabbed 2 huge branches I hadn't cut up yet, threw them in his truck, had me load my two cans into the one that was compatible with robo-truck and emptied them into his truck too. Dude just saved me at least 3 weeks of waiting for the yard-waste guys to take the branches out at a rate of 2 cans a week.

Two big branches left in the back yard, front yard is cleaned up and ready to be mowed when I quit aching from cutting up all the branches this morning. Time for two ibuprofen, a fat dab, and a nap.

/Wave and smile at your trash guys.
//IMO they're the most crucial part of a civilized society and greatly under appreciated.
Turn out some home made Banana nut bread and gift them a loaf.
These guys & gals are working stiff's that appreciate good food.
 

RetiredToker76

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Turn out some home made Banana nut bread and gift them a loaf.
These guys & gals are working stiff's that appreciate good food.
I was thinking something along that lines, specifically I was thinking of having my daughter whip out a batch of cookies. She's been on a baking spree lately and loves doing stuff like that. Brat makes the house smell like cookies twice a week and then gifts them out to teachers, friends and neighbors... completely ignoring the fact her parents paid for the ingredients. :wall:

...but yeah, I was thinkin' along the same lines.
 

DarkWeb

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Turn out some home made Banana nut bread and gift them a loaf.
These guys & gals are working stiff's that appreciate good food.
One year I gave mine brewing yeast and told him how to make hard apple cider.

I also did that for a guy at the hardware store. He made it and raved abouthow good it came out.......the next year I asked if he was gonna make more. He's not allowed to.....wife won't let him lol :lol:
 

shnkrmn

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. -Harry Leon Wilson; 1904

A few years ago:

Friend: "Want to go golfing on Saturday, 9am tee time."
Me: "Can I get there at noon, sit in the golf cart, smoke weed, and make wise cracks?"
Friend: "Uh no."
Me: "Nah, I'm good then."
Oh you could play with me. Gummies and dabs the whole way round but I walk so you'd need to step up and forget that cart20221004_122619.jpg
 
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