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Yea the most painfull part for me was the not having sex for a couple months afterwards..
Miss i knew i shouldnt have said it after i did.But she actually laughed when i said it..tHe doctor the one that got upset haha.kinda lightened the mood.
I feel for u tho.. That would hurt im sure.
 
Actually the sex is better when pregnant. Maybe it's because you don't have to worry about getting pregnant because you already are.

No the baby doesn't come out cockeyed, but when they grow up, don't tell them you had sex the night before they were born, it offends them somehow.

diemdepyro said:
If women have sex while pregnant the baby comes out all cockeyed?
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misshestermoffitt said:
Actually the sex is better when pregnant. Maybe it's because you don't have to worry about getting pregnant because you already are.

No the baby doesn't come out cockeyed, but when they grow up, don't tell them you had sex the night before they were born, it offends them somehow.
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they don't come out cokeyed, but they do come out hammer toed. :hump:
 
No more like a dent in their head..........I told my daughter that one time, "you're lucky you don't have a dent in your head" It pissed her off. She was over 18 when I said it and I know she's had sex before...
 
Sometimes I'll be somewhere and I'll see one of those babies with the giant heads and the first thing I do is look at the mom and see if she walks funny.

I swear there are babies out there with heads that should have their own gravity.
 
misshestermoffitt said:
Sometimes I'll be somewhere and I'll see one of those babies with the giant heads and the first thing I do is look at the mom and see if she walks funny.

I swear there are babies out there with heads that should have their own gravity.
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Some babies are butt ugly too but everybody pretends they are cute. :lol:
 
I went in the delivery room once.....Never again:) never never:(
Horrible thing. I couldnt"perform for months:( I suggest all my friends go:)
 
Yea dont lie to people if a baby is ugly just tell the truth but dont go out of ur way to do it. I wont actually tell someone hey u have an ugly kid..but im not going to say its cute either.
 
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