Weed and Airport security

overfiend

HeavyMetalHippie
i just got back east from vegas and we were smoking some killer kush out there.
any way i wanted to bring it all back but was too afraid just had a carry on.
seems i had forgotten when i was drunk on night i left a big fat roach in the pocket of my jeans and packed it back in the bag also bought a pipe out there and only smoked salvia out of it. when i went through the check i thought i heard the lady say"i dont care what they smoke" as they sent my bag through. later on back home i was cleaning out my bag and found the fat roach.

got lucky but bet if i TRIED to do it i would have got fucked
 

kevin

Well-Known Member
i always roll a few joints for the trip and put them with my cigarettes, never have had a close call
 

mattman

Well-Known Member
ive seen the barry coopers movie, and he said the dogs can smell a big bowl of diffrent things and go "okay thats mustard, ketchup, a pickle" whatever. And as far as the brownies go, only thing i remember him saying was that he had NEVER arrested someone who had brownies brownies.
 

joeyjetson

Active Member
The stakes are much higher in airports. Airports are considered
federal property and thus you will be charged a federal offense. And not merely a possesion charge but most likely interstate trafficking.
Mail to your destination before hand if at all possible.
 

SuBlimE420

Well-Known Member
cut off the tip of a sock, sew it onto the front of your underwear right above the crotch, put in goodies and sew it shut. DONT set off the metal detector and be on alert for them k9's . .. those dogs mean business.
 

oregonlegal51

Active Member
I have never flown with weed. I am on medical
mj and have a card. I would think it would be
legal to take it anywhere where it is legal.
I would probably check it with baggage. I do
know of people who have flown out of Oregon
with the bud in their film cannisters or empty
deoderant container. I have not flown prior to
911 as we donot have the money for trips.
Besides you practically have to strip to get on
the plane....ridiculous that you cannot take a
knitting needle or nail file but you can take a
corkscrew.....It could kill someone.
 

lvjay702

Well-Known Member
so who in here has flown the most recent with some nugs and not had any issues? and how did you get it past security? even if you have a medical card thats only valid for the state that issued it to you.
 

MajesticWhelk

Well-Known Member
Even if you are in California with a cali med card, you will be arrested for trumped up federal possession charges because airports are not state property. Federal law supersedes state law in any airport.

A few of the methods mentioned here are accurate, but I think the safest way to transport an oz or so would be to put it in a ziplock freezer bag (double zippered) and put it on your nuts. Keep 3 or 4 extra freezer bags with you and every hour or so put the bag with the weed inside of a fresh bag.

Over time, the smell will permeate through any container (including sealed glass jars!), so the only way to make sure it doesn't reek is to regularly reseal it in a fresh container/bag.

Also, it wouldn't hurt to walk the other direction any time you see a police dog.:mrgreen:
 

Red Eyed Willie

Active Member
Last year I smuggled a 1/2 ounce of lavender with me on a trip to Chicago. I put my medicine in a zip lock bag,then in a presciption pill bottle. I then took my glass pipe (which you should clean first) and pill bottle and wrapped it up in a paper towel and threw it all in another ziplock bag. Finally,I put the bag of goodies in with my toiletries. Happy smugglings.

Willie

p.s.

remember the vast majority of the airport security are underpaid barely motivated immigrants. if you can't pull the wool over their eyes you belong in a security room with a finger up your butt.

W
 

Muneeee

Active Member
I just came back from Jamaica and found airport security a joke. I was expecting drug dogs and the whole nine yards. Not a dog in sight or anything that would detect drugs, not to say they didn't have a dog go over checked baggage while it was enroute to the plane. But if a person wanted to carry it on themselves it would have never been detected. What scares the hell out of me was the thought of a terroist or some crazy ass person could have made a knife out of some non-metalllic substance and carried in their sock and it would never have been found be security. Security is a joke.

By the way I would like to know if a medical marijuana card does entitle you to use it in other states that do not have medical marijuana?
 

surfnugget

Well-Known Member
What about seeds??????

dont take seeds on the plane. its pointless.

find a bic disposable ball-point pen. pull the ink cartridge out, and cut it about an inch from the ball point apparatus. you now have a space to drop your seeds in. cap with the newly shortened ink cartridge, and place in an envelope. mail it to yourself at your destination.


or you could eat the seeds, and poop them into your garden. the poo would be a great fertilizer.
 

inbudwetrust

Well-Known Member
buy a large deodorant preferable athe biggest one possible, roll the entire deodorant up until you can pull it out. There will be a compartment under the deodorant. Use the deodorant or cut some off so there is like a half inch of deodorant left on the stick this way you have more room under it. Stuff your bag in the open area, put the deodorant back on roll it down so it looks normal. Put the deodorant with the toothbrush and other toiletries. I have done this on many internationl flights, even my flight HOME from amsterdam where I got about 20 grams of hash and about half an oz of bud home, in two deodorant containers.
 

CannabisAficionado

Active Member
dont take seeds on the plane. its pointless.

find a bic disposable ball-point pen. pull the ink cartridge out, and cut it about an inch from the ball point apparatus. you now have a space to drop your seeds in. cap with the newly shortened ink cartridge, and place in an envelope. mail it to yourself at your destination.


or you could eat the seeds, and poop them into your garden. the poo would be a great fertilizer.
Hahahahahhahaha no im not eating the seeds to poop them out later, im growing hydro:hump:.

Im traveling in 2 days to australia, and i want to take some seeds with me, bagseeds from some good weed i had, im finally moving out of my parents house so im going to be growing.
Why is it pointless??? if theres any risk i wont do it, but what if i just leave a little bag with 10-15 seeds in a pocket of some random jean in my bag, would there still be a risk, do dogs smell seeds, or what is the risk.
now you got me thinking, why is it pointless?? i need to know if its safe
 

MajesticWhelk

Well-Known Member
I'm pretty sure marijuana seeds have an indistinguishable odor, much as a vegetating marijuana plant would not alert a police dog.
 

surfnugget

Well-Known Member
I'm pretty sure marijuana seeds have an indistinguishable odor, much as a vegetating marijuana plant would not alert a police dog.

uhhh... wha...?

i might be really, really stoned right now, but i think i read that right. i think.

don't make sense. jest don't make sense.
 
Top