Weed and Airport security

One method is to get a good sized jar of vasoline, scoop out till you get to the middle, triple / quadruple bag, place the bag in the middle, then put the other vasoline on top. Ive also taped a small bag to the inside of my leg ( shave area first ) and made it no problem.

surfnugget said:

uhhh... wha...?

i might be really, really stoned right now, but i think i read that right. i think.

don't make sense. jest don't make sense.

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Does an apple seed smell like an apple? No.

Seeds don't share the same odor as the full budding plant.

And as for the plant, smell the stem of a vegging weed plant. Doesn't smell like weed at all. Same would go for a rose bush that doesn't have any roses on it...it won't smell like flowers.

I don't understand what you're so confused about.

swim had checked luggage searched 4 times out of 5 trips (10 flights). Ironically, the only time swim had anything, was the time no one got checked.

They apparently just pick completely random bags to tear apart; you will find a little TSA (? the security people) card in your bag if it happens. But since this can happen to anyone for no reason, never, NEVER put weed in checked luggage.

also avoid putting it in the carry-on, because they can search that if you forget to take any liquids out. It would suck to go to jail for a fucking tube of toothpaste.

And just put in your pocket, because they will not search you, unless you set off the metal detectors and cant locate the object that caused it to go off. And even then, they will just frisk you with their little wand thing, and I have never heard of the police being allowed to let the dogs actually sniff people.

leave the pipe at home, and just smoke joints for the time being. But if you have to bring it, clean it real good and put it in your checked luggage with a pack of buggler tobacco (like 2$).

A little of topic, but there is this bodybuilding spray called "Hot Stuff" and helps with soreness and craps, kinda like icyhot or bengay. It contains a very small amount of OC/pepper spray (as a counter-irritant), among other mentholy-funky smelling stuff. If you spray it on you (it doesn't hurt) it can really fuck with the dogs senses, to point where they may even start a coughing fit, and it will over power any smoke smell if your worried about parents or so for other times.

That was a damn long post, and now its time to have my own little coughing fit .
Not bad for a 1st, eh?

MajesticWhelk said:

Does an apple seed smell like an apple? No.

Seeds don't share the same odor as the full budding plant.

And as for the plant, smell the stem of a vegging weed plant. Doesn't smell like weed at all. Same would go for a rose bush that doesn't have any roses on it...it won't smell like flowers.

I don't understand what you're so confused about.

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i would think that dried seeds sitting in a bag with sum skunky shit, would smell like that.

if you shit on your hand, does your hand smell like shit?


*nice clones btw.

be careful when flying to italy, 4 of us took it there down our pants from the uk, when we got there and passed through security we thought we were safe and took it out. then just as we were getting our bags a sniffer dog was let into the room. we all shit ourselves but the stupid mutt didnt smell a thing! wrap it in the cellophane from a cigarette packet and then really tight with cling film (i think seran wrap in the US??) a few times and then maybe in a condom aswell to be sure. good luck

xpanda said:

be careful when flying to italy, 4 of us took it there down our pants from the uk, when we got there and passed through security we thought we were safe and took it out. then just as we were getting our bags a sniffer dog was let into the room. we all shit ourselves but the stupid mutt didnt smell a thing! wrap it in the cellophane from a cigarette packet and then really tight with cling film (i think seran wrap in the US??) a few times and then maybe in a condom aswell to be sure. good luck

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SARAN. household name.... it's kind of the ultimate for smuggling ops.

surfnugget said:

i would think that dried seeds sitting in a bag with sum skunky shit, would smell like that.

if you shit on your hand, does your hand smell like shit?


*nice clones btw.

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I thought he was referring to just transporting seeds alone. I didn't think he meant seedy buds.

And thanks.

They're really getting frosty now, I'll get some pics up soon.

Yeah i meant the seeds alone.
so is it totally safe????
Where should i hide them??

i meant that they grew inside of a stinky bud, and sat there the whole drying, curing process, and they should at least be washed with soapy water b4 bagging up.

put it in your luggage.

I was flying within the state of California. I hate flying so I was super wasted. I usually check my stuff but this was a one day trip so I just had a carry on. I forgot about the liquid thing. The security guy was like, come on mam, you know you can't have all these liquids. He went through my bag and started putting my stuff in baggies so I could take it with me. He saw my two containers from the farmacy and was about to put them in the baggies. I said, "oh shit, my weed". He said, come on let's just hurry you along. I'm sure they see it all the time. I had my mmj card with me but he didn't ask.

i had an idea about emptying out the tobacco in cigarillos and filling them up with my grinded bud and then, filling the ends with tobacco again.. would that work? or how about just bringing weed blunts and putting them in a cigar box.

Is it really worth the chance of getting cost and not to mention the cost. Depending on the state your in you probably don't have a clue on their laws. Doesn't seem worth it to me. If I travel i can go a couple of days without. If Iam there a while it isn't that hard to score especially if you go out to a nightclub or bar. If all else fails I'll just get a bottle of Southern comfort and I am fine.

im going to japan, would i have to worry about anything irregular over there? i've flown there many times and i would think that it'd be fine if i just put like 20 joints in many cealed bags taped to my inner leg, but im not sure. im going to be in japan for like 10 days and i dont have the connections to pick bud up there.

i dont think i should even risk it but if its not that sketchy to do it, it'd make my trip a lot better.

It's one thing to try in the states but now your talking international. Can you say Customs! Lets just say you made it out of the states and your in Japan. Who knows what the hell the laws are for possesion. Maybe you should rent Brokedown Palace and get an idea. There is another one about trafficing in the orient I think it is Midnight run or something like that. As for myself I can't see the risk being outwayed by My want for getting high overseas. You can't seriously think this is a good idea!!!!

didnt you read that i said i dont think i should risk it? i wasnt really considering it till i read this thread.

I actually inadvertently brought weed into the US right after 9/11. I went to Holland Sept. 8th and when 9/11 happened I was stuck there for several weeks. I smoked a ton and was really burned out and anxious about getting home and forgot to check my coat pocket. To make a long story short I packed the coat into my suitcase because it'd be uncomfortable on the plane and flew home. It wasn't until later on that I discovered two half smoked prerolled pure widow joints (from Abraxas.. my fav shop!) and one joint I rolled and forgot about of silver haze. Needless to say I was relieved they didn't find it yet insanely happy about the nice surprise. Anyhow.. you could always try this route but I was probably just lucky.

Sort of off topic but on the same occasion my passport got bent up and the security seal was broken on the picture. Upon approaching customs at Schinpol (sp?) airport in Holland the guy looked at my passport, looked at me, said something on his radio and suddenly I was asked by two guards to follow them. I eventually was led into a small room with no signs or anyone in it and told to "wait here". I had no idea what it was about until they finally came back and said "Your passport is damaged. We had to check to make sure everything was legit. You may go now." If you're caught you'll probably face a similar fate except for the part where they let you go.

i read this forum b4 my trip and i just noticed that everyone kinda has the same ideas. Inside toiletries or shipping it to yourself but i figured that these were the oldest tricks in the book and if they really wanted to search they would find it. I decided that the best way was on my person, so i used a pair of pants with a secret pocket. sealed it in a silifane and than two ziplocks right b4 i head out, I had no prob at all. U put your carryon,contents of pockets and shoes in the xray machine, than u walk through a metal detector. That's really it i thought it was a joke personally. If someone wanted to bring a weapon on the plane they could have easily done it I don't feel safe at all. As long as you look like u belong they proly won't waste their time on you.

Don't know if anyones said this but...if you really want to get weed through the airport this will probably work.
Materials:
Condom(lubed) (2 or 3)
small plastic sandwhich bag
weed

Procedure:
1.Take a huge shit
2.Put weed in small plastic bag
3.Put bag in condom(s)
4.Tie off the base of the condom(s)
5.Shove condom up your ass...I mean really SHOVE IT!

you can bring as much weed as you can fit in your ass...

I'm flying in a few weeks, and I'm planning on shoving it up my pussy like a tampon. I think that would work no? I'm pretty sure the only thing you go through with your body is a metal detector. Even if they had some kind of xray, it could only see through your clothes and not your body. Better than shoving it up my ass. Must suck being a guy.