I'm seriously disappointed in you. These are the kind of things any responsible adult grower should know. What are you in elementary school? I do give you credit for taking it into the botanist. Did they call your parents?
So irresponsible Durden.....
They did. Mom was not happy, it was her dog. I explained that they are practically free at the shelter, and we should just get another. She said that wasn't the point. She went to smack me, but my weed got protective and ate her, too. I think it's okay 'cause there wasn't any dog in her. I'm in over my head at this point. What should I do???
Way to kick a dude when he's down. Please help show me the way to responsible plant ownership...So irresponsible Durden.....
At this point there is only one thing you can do. The plant needs to die in a series of small fires. It is the ONLY responsible thing to do.
Great advice. I will roll the plant parts up in little white sheets before setting them ablaze as a sign of respect, like the Vikings did. This could become a whole new trend...
At this point I must forgive you for your original bad judgment that led to this impasse. We all must live and learn from our mistakes.
Thanks. I've learned my lesson, too bad about my mom and dog, though. Growing weed is harder than I thought...
One must make sacrifices to really appreciate what matters. I'm sure your mother gladly understood her sacrifice. Just don't do it again!
F'n genius
I meant to say, "...hot dog....."
I love hot dogs...I can fit a whole package in my mouth at one time...now if I could only find a job that pays me to do that I'd be right as rain.
LOL, brb, @cannabineer
I must check to see which positions I have open. (All of them.) I believe an interview might be arranged. I will provide the delicatessen.
sounds good...just remember...I'm a top.
Finally, a good use for Chihuahuas!