Weed in your system?

What's up guys....I've got a question. So I've basically been smoking daily, dank most of the time (at least one pipe bowl per day) for a little over a year. I weigh about 270lbs and I'm a package handler at FedEx, so I'm usually sweating a lot daily & drink a decent amount of water. Okay so my question is, about how long do you think until I could pass a urine test? I have a chance for a promotion but not sure if it'll be worth it if I have to risk failing a drug test and losing my current position...

THANKS!!!!!!!

You got any friends that don't smoke weed? If so, you can party all the way and pass just about any urine test.

It would take at least a month. With a job like that I wouldn't smoke for at least two months. @Bugeye has a good idea smuggle in someone else's piss. Make sure its 98.6 degrees.

30+ days - If its just the generic quick "strip" test them Id just by fake pee and keep it handy. It set up to be warmed and then kept warm for x amount of time for use. Ive used it 2 times without issue, easy peesy.

Walk the dog. Harvest pee.

PutYoStuffToShame said:

What's up guys....I've got a question. So I've basically been smoking daily, dank most of the time (at least one pipe bowl per day) for a little over a year. I weigh about 270lbs and I'm a package handler at FedEx, so I'm usually sweating a lot daily & drink a decent amount of water. Okay so my question is, about how long do you think until I could pass a urine test? I have a chance for a promotion but not sure if it'll be worth it if I have to risk failing a drug test and losing my current position...

THANKS!!!!!!!

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90 days plus for daily exposure for a year .....that has gotten into the fat cells
90+ to purge them out natural .......detoxes and some food changes u can drop that to maybe 50 days but a masking agent would still be needed

you have 2 choices
1 legal CBDs those will make the test go off ......they would need to run a thc9 test on u to prove THC those cost more so normally do not run it (this will get u a retest after u stop using those buys u more time)
2 ....u take a vacation day or days and head to legal part of the country and partake legally ( have not broken any rules what u do on off hours your own biz) this will also get u more time

as for the food tricks
u must remove all fatty food .....this means butter fatty steaks pork chops ..sweet things ....u are making your body access the built up stuff and burns it off faster(fast food is off the list too)
u can eat steamed chicken rice rabbit food

and good old fashion cranberry juice cup a day for every day until u can smoke again