Weirdest freakiest thing thats ever happened to you?

smokajoe · Apr 25, 2011

LOL so just now opened my door, and apparantly there was a bird pearched about the door, upon opening he/she was startled and took flight only problem is my porch ceiling was their the bird flew smack dab into the top, proceeded to land on the ground, take upwards again only to hit the ceiling again, he jittered around up there like a lil spaz finally jiggled to edge and flew straight away......wow wtf, it was kinda scary.....thought I was going to have to kill something!

Well now to vape, and calm down LOL bongsmilie

Any stories RIU?

malicifice · Apr 25, 2011

Frying balls one time up on the northern California coast at fern canyon. Me and four other friends some how stumbled into a heard of elk maybe25-20. Didn't even see them, we smelled them first. They all circled us, I thought for sure we were dead. I guess they knew we were frying or something else was seriously wrong with us and a couple of them moved so we could walk out. Pretty cool after we were safe.

benny blanco · Apr 25, 2011

I ate some shrooms I grew and was chillin in my jungle and I kept hearing "if you build it, they will come"

nukkchorris · Apr 25, 2011

Once, I was tripping on four hits of acid at a friends house in the country. He has a younger sister who wasn't supposed to be coming home that evening. Of course she did, right when we were coming up. I was tripping so hard my friends said I looked like the stock market had crashed, head down, drenched in sweat, panic stricken. Not only did she come, but she brought about 8 high school friends and preceded to throw a party. We retreated to a back bedroom where we stayed most of the night, just looking around, and going through spurts of paranioa as people were screaming and slamming doors all around us. NOT FUN, but a great experience in the end. I'll never forget that night. Every once in a while, she would throw the door open to our "sanctuary" and give us a strange look and call us weird. She looked like a fuckin demon. LSD man, crazy shit

racerboy71 · Apr 25, 2011

i was once frying my face off on some acid, and i went driving to this store to get some balloons to do some whip its with.. i get to the store parking lot, and i get stuck behind this jerkoff driving like two mph, so i say to myself, wtf, are you retarded or something.. i finally get around the dude, and when i looked over, it was some old dude who was driving with these two stumps for arms.. i guess he was an amputee or whatever.. i couldn't stop laughing so fucking hard to myself, and seeing this dude driving with two stumps while i was tripping was almost more than i could handle at the time..

benny blanco · Apr 25, 2011

racerboy71 said:
i was once frying my face off on some acid, and i went driving to this store to get some balloons to do some whip its with.. i get to the store parking lot, and i get stuck behind this jerkoff driving like two mph, so i say to myself, wtf, are you retarded or something.. i finally get around the dude, and when i looked over, it was some old dude who was driving with these two stumps for arms.. i guess he was an amputee or whatever.. i couldn't stop laughing so fucking hard to myself, and seeing this dude driving with two stumps while i was tripping was almost more than i could handle at the time..

Wow you're crazy man. I can't even drive on shrooms let alone acid. One time I tried I was on the other side of the road, thank god I was in palm springs @ 5 in the morning

nukkchorris · Apr 25, 2011

benny blanco said:
Wow you're crazy man. I can't even drive on shrooms let alone acid. One time I tried I was on the other side of the road, thank god I was in palm springs @ 5 in the morning

Speaking of driving on things, popped some mescaline and tryed to make it to the convenience store before it kicked in. didn't happen. As I was checking out I started wigging, and the fuckin cashier asked me "how much do you think this is" about a bottle of soda. I immediately walked out of the store and went home.

racerboy71 · Apr 25, 2011

benny blanco said:
Wow you're crazy man. I can't even drive on shrooms let alone acid. One time I tried I was on the other side of the road, thank god I was in palm springs @ 5 in the morning

lol.. yah, i used to own a vw bug back then, and i swear the germans where on acid when they made that thing.. every thing about those cars are made for tripping.. the lines of them, the sound of the lil engine that could, everything.. i would never drive while i was peaking, well, never say never, lol.. but yah, i was young and foolish back then, lol...

anonymuss · Apr 26, 2011

nukkchorris said:
Once, I was tripping on four hits of acid at a friends house in the country. He has a younger sister who wasn't supposed to be coming home that evening. Of course she did, right when we were coming up. I was tripping so hard my friends said I looked like the stock market had crashed, head down, drenched in sweat, panic stricken. Not only did she come, but she brought about 8 high school friends and preceded to throw a party. We retreated to a back bedroom where we stayed most of the night, just looking around, and going through spurts of paranioa as people were screaming and slamming doors all around us. NOT FUN, but a great experience in the end. I'll never forget that night. Every once in a while, she would throw the door open to our "sanctuary" and give us a strange look and call us weird. She looked like a fuckin demon. LSD man, crazy shit

that sounds hot.

anonymuss · Apr 26, 2011

nukkchorris said:
Speaking of driving on things, popped some mescaline and tryed to make it to the convenience store before it kicked in. didn't happen. As I was checking out I started wigging, and the fuckin cashier asked me "how much do you think this is" about a bottle of soda. I immediately walked out of the store and went home.

woa thats some good mescaline. stuff usually takes over an hour for me. but thats sand pedro. u prolly get the pills like on sopranos xD

racerboy71 · Apr 26, 2011

malicifice said:
Frying balls one time up on the northern California coast at fern canyon. Me and four other friends some how stumbled into a heard of elk maybe25-20. Didn't even see them, we smelled them first. They all circled us, I thought for sure we were dead. I guess they knew we were frying or something else was seriously wrong with us and a couple of them moved so we could walk out. Pretty cool after we were safe.

so, did you build it, and if so, who came?? lol...

jonblaze420 · Apr 26, 2011

racerboy71 said:
so, did you build it, and if so, who came?? lol...

Can you imagine a dude out of his mind on psychadelics sticking branches in the mud trying to build something for someone. Heh.

benny blanco · Apr 26, 2011

I just sat there and fucking busted up laughin when I was comin down I dropped some x. Cooked up a vial of k and got the party started lol

nukkchorris · Apr 26, 2011

anonymuss said:
woa thats some good mescaline. stuff usually takes over an hour for me. but thats sand pedro. u prolly get the pills like on sopranos xD

haha ya I synthesized the shit myself, from some legit cactus powder. Organic chemistry is useful for something. Nothing like pure mescaline to get the mind thinking HOOOLLLLYYY SHHHIIITTTT

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