What can I do with God like powers on the .Net?

diemdepyro

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I just bought a domain name and infinite server space.I also get a shitload of e-mail accounts to do what with? What kind of net based services does a small town full of inbred bible banging bastards need? Post your suggestions:) The winner gets an e-mail of a lottery ticket.
 

The Son of Man

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There is way too much of that here. Did I mention that the bible bangers are into porn. I fix there computers and have a look..Nasty stuff:)
porn is allowed according to the prurient interests of the community---so a porn site in the bible belt would also lead to jail.

You could start up a website busting your locals going to strip clubs and what not with pictures---then posting them and going around to churches preaching about the evils of debauchery---and you would need lots of donations to fund your work over seas :) This also has the potential to enable you to become a cult leader :)
 

diemdepyro

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porn is allowed according to the prurient interests of the community---so a porn site in the bible belt would also lead to jail.

You could start up a website busting your locals going to strip clubs and what not with pictures---then posting them and going around to churches preaching about the evils of debauchery---and you would need lots of donations to fund your work over seas :) This also has the potential to enable you to become a cult leader :)
The actual site is in Chicago.. Would that matter.Legal wise?
 

The Son of Man

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The actual site is in Chicago.. Would that matter.Legal wise?
Big time---the more the people around the harder it is to define their prurient interests legally. If say 80% are churchgoers---it's shut down and your kids are tarred and feathered at the courthouse :)
 

diemdepyro

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Big time---the more the people around the harder it is to define their prurient interests legally. If say 80% are churchgoers---it's shut down and your kids are tarred and feathered at the courthouse :)
If shut down I can just load some auction software or a bulletin board..I would actually not do the porn. I am not able to make sure all the pics are of 18 year olds.:)
 

ugzkmk

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porn is allowed according to the prurient interests of the community---so a porn site in the bible belt would also lead to jail.

You could start up a website busting your locals going to strip clubs and what not with pictures---then posting them and going around to churches preaching about the evils of debauchery---and you would need lots of donations to fund your work over seas :) This also has the potential to enable you to become a cult leader :)
haha i like the idea of a local papparazi site.
 

dannyking

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hmmm. heres somthing I've been pondering lately.... Are you interested in music??? Well if so and you've got a good ear for talent how about you create a site with a small side forum for discussion and have it based on up and coming DJ's, Producers, Bands etc etc who are looking to release tracks. You do all the work in screening labels. Net labels and actual labels. Find out whats best for the band, what the label offers. There are small time net labels out there who would take on any kind of music from bluegrass to techno. When all is set and ready to release the track charge them 1 or 2 percent of the profits from that track. Its a small charge and over time you would learn what each label is looking for. Now.. If you would lke to use this idea there will be a small charge of 5 percent of you revenue and I would like a personal email account.
 

diemdepyro

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That is a decent idea...Tell them they are an amazing talent and sell them a 20$ Cd of them self:)
paparazzi could be getting me killed here...seen the movie Deliverance:)
 

diemdepyro

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It would be better than your local paper---hard journalism but with gossip and innuendo to give it character---with good dirt givers getting free coupons to pizza hut :)
Local paper is crap church adds...never any town fathers in the police blotter..Just the poor people.
 

DWR

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a forum to talk about stuff they need changing in town :P ?

haha bet you'll get loads of jerks on there :) peace
 

diemdepyro

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So far I have classified ads setup. Personal ads . Real estate(funny shit) I have infinity so whats next? More Ideas "infinity"........
 
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