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Singlemalt

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I jumped a ravine with a golf cart once at full speed- about 7 mph or so. Thing flew for about 3 feet and then took a nosedive into the other bank. Smashed the windshield and got a flat tire. Thing shit our clubs all over the ground too. Still drove ok. I replaced it with a different one at the clubhouse, Drove the banged up one right into the garage and walked out. Always wondered the reaction the dude must have had when he saw this thing all nestled in the garage behind the good ones. Grill on the front had soil and grass sticking out of it.
In high school myself and 5 other buddies earned life time bans from 2 golf courses because 4 wheeling the carts was more fun than the game. Dunno if they are still in effect, but one was 7 years later lol
 

Bareback

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In high school myself and 5 other buddies earned life time bans from 2 golf courses because 4 wheeling the carts was more fun than the game. Dunno if they are still in effect, but one was 7 years later lol
When I was 14 while spending two weeks with my grandparents, I was out all night terrorizing the hood at about 2am leo is called and a high speed bicycle vs the entire police force ensues . The cops are racing across the dew covered golf course and we would pop up and then duck into a culvert. The next day the news reports was of all the damage we had done to the course, like wtf if the damn cops hadden been chasing us we wouldn't have even left foot prints.

PS, I eased back to the grandparents house and the kid with me broke into a empty house and hid in the attic, where he took a shit and wiped his ass with the pink stuff......
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
When I was 14 while spending two weeks with my grandparents, I was out all night terrorizing the hood at about 2am leo is called and a high speed bicycle vs the entire police force ensues . The cops are racing across the dew covered golf course and we would pop up and then duck into a culvert. The next day the news reports was of all the damage we had done to the course, like wtf if the damn cops hadden been chasing us we wouldn't have even left foot prints.

PS, I eased back to the grandparents house and the kid with me broke into a empty house and hid in the attic, where he took a shit and wiped his ass with the pink stuff......
You had me at "high speed bicycle"
 
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