What did you accomplish today?

tyler.durden · Aug 23, 2016

I woke up around 1:30pm and sold 2 ounces to this suburban guy for $900. I almost felt bad about it, but somehow managed to sidestep that landmine. Weather was amazing, so I went on a long bike ride to the zoo, took off my shirt and lied down to get some sun. Next thing I knew, someone shot me with a tranq dart and threw me in the ape cage. I was like, WTF? The gorillas were a bit menacing at first. Luckily, I had some weed on me and smoked them all up. They were pretty chill after that. I climbed out, got on my bike, picked up a burrito and went home to shower. I smelled like an ape, but not sure they had anything to do with that. Practiced music for few hours, now it's time to trim up the last of this harvest. Pretty good day...

curious2garden · Aug 23, 2016

UncleBuck said:
tell us all about the false flag aid workers infecting africans with ebola.

then tell us about how the earth is flat.

whitebb2727 said:
I wont say where but after the military I was an industrial maint tech. 440 triple phase. Plc, ladder logic. I have done some scary stuff. Osha kind of goes out the window if shutting down the line for too long will ruin thousands in product.

I almost forgot, have you seen the guys who ride the birds and wear this crazy ass suits, amazing kids

whitebb2727 · Aug 23, 2016

curious2garden said:
I almost forgot, have you seen the guys who ride the birds and wear this crazy ass suits, amazing kids

I haven't.

curious2garden · Aug 23, 2016

whitebb2727 said:
I haven't.

whitebb2727 · Aug 23, 2016

curious2garden said:

Oh. Yes I've seen those. They had those delta birds at the base I was raised on.

curious2garden · Aug 23, 2016

whitebb2727 said:
Oh. Yes I've seen those. They had those delta birds at the base I was raised on.

Yah in my next life I'm flyin' those birds LOL ha ha

curious2garden · Aug 23, 2016

Blue Wizard said:
Maybe one of these days.

I'll teach you how to surf .........

eye exaggerate · Aug 23, 2016

Outside of the normal chaotic work stuff, I gave blood today.

And yesterday, and the day before, and so on till we're back to last winter again.

curious2garden · Aug 23, 2016

eye exaggerate said:
Outside of the normal chaotic work stuff, I gave blood today.

And yesterday, and the day before, and so on till we're back to last winter again.

I'm pro pie but con mosquito

eye exaggerate · Aug 23, 2016

curious2garden said:
I'm pro pie but con mosquito

I remember back in the old days when I lived at the beach in the summer, most of the pie came with a side of mosquito bites to the derrière

Bob Zmuda · Aug 23, 2016

I like hair pie.

Singlemalt · Aug 23, 2016

Bob Zmuda said:
I like hair pie.

whitebb2727 · Aug 23, 2016

Bob Zmuda said:
I like hair pie.

Spread leg pie.

Hookabelly · Aug 23, 2016

eye exaggerate said:
Outside of the normal chaotic work stuff, I gave blood today.

And yesterday, and the day before, and so on till we're back to last winter again.

don't get your meme....Everyone knows you need vodka to make a pie

tangerinegreen555 · Aug 24, 2016

whitebb2727 said:
Spread leg pie.

Peanut butter party?

That's an old one from high school days.

Illinois Enema Bandit · Aug 24, 2016

Gary Goodson said:
I randomly go around sticking my dick in the sockets sooooooo.... Idk

sounds hot

whitebb2727 · Aug 24, 2016

tangerinegreen555 said:
Peanut butter party?

That's an old one from high school days.

I'm not sure. Is that where you spread pb on your junk and let the dog lick it off.

tangerinegreen555 · Aug 24, 2016

whitebb2727 said:
I'm not sure. Is that where you spread pb on your junk and let the dog lick it off.

No...girls used to say that when we were like 15 referring to spreading their legs...as in 'treat me right and we'll have a peanutbutter party.'

You'd have to be pretty fucked up to do the dog thing.

whitebb2727 · Aug 24, 2016

tangerinegreen555 said:
No...girls used to say that when we were like 15 referring to spreading their legs...as in 'treat me right and we'll have a peanutbutter party.'

You'd have to be pretty fucked up to do the dog thing.

I've never done the dog thing. Just that morbid humor showing up.

GreatwhiteNorth · Aug 24, 2016

tangerinegreen555 said:
No...girls used to say that when we were like 15 referring to spreading their legs...as in 'treat me right and we'll have a peanutbutter party.'

Never heard it called that either, I'll have to try that on the Mrs. :wink:

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