What did you accomplish today?

GreatwhiteNorth

Global Moderator
Staff member
Damn, scratch "active volcano visit" off my adventure touring bucket list :(

Well Snap - I guess I'll cross off Crocodile farm Triathlon as well.
 

Laughing Grass

Well-Known Member
Damn, scratch "active volcano visit" off my adventure touring bucket list :(

Hawaii... much safer and you can actually see the flowing lava.

I like this one:
When yo mama tried to enter the Ugly Contest, they told her “no professionals”.
lol I've never heard that one.

My favs

Yo moma's so fat, she was baptized at Sea world.

Yo moma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo moma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.
 

raratt

Well-Known Member
Made it to the store my damn self today, took my crutch in case my back decided to revolt. The beer shelf is happy now. Son helped me put lights on the tree. Didn't get to transplanting the babies yet and the grandkids are coming over tomorrow afternoon so I need to get my shit together in the morning. Buds and suds time.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Hawaii... much safer and you can actually see the flowing lava.



lol I've never heard that one.

My favs

Yo moma's so fat, she was baptized at Sea world.

Yo moma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo moma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.
Yo mama so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.
 
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