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Singlemalt

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I don’t have the stomach for gory movies.
I had this one secretary for a few years, she'd seen the movie and it totally freaked her. I'd periodically sneak up to her and whisper in my best Anthony Hopkins voice "Hello Clarisse" in her ear. She'd come un fucking glued and do this weird dance/jiggle like a jar of live crickets were in her blouse. Eventually HR told me to stop lol
 
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