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cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
As long as it doesn't burn out the other hole, it's OK.


Take care of your prostate is all I have to say about that.
The irony is that I never experienced the "spicy twice" phenomenon until recently, when I developed a liking for Sriracha in my lunch. The first warm bottom episode was an eye-opener. Now I use the lower gauge to dial in my consumption.
protip - wipes with a neutral greasy lotion
 

StonedFarmer

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Drinking since around 9am? I am unsure of the specifics of this debacle but I just ate breakfast.

French toast with maple syrup with peameal bacon and a bit of bubble hash during prep. Washed down with a goose island IPA( idk why I had it) and a few cups of makers.

Now I will shovel out the mutual driveway since the neighbor refuses too. I wonder if I will get in trouble if I got caught shovelling the elderly neighbors porch when the policia arrived.

Well, this shots for all you hooligans
 

tyler.durden

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You do all your own trimming? I've tried, anything more than a 1/2lb and I call in help, I just can't do. I'm half blind so after a couple hours I start getting major headaches from trying to focus. Last harvest took me 3 days, them I had to call in backup. I tried one of those hand crank machine trimmers, more like a bud molester..F'ing junk. I can say I won't be trimming as well as I have in the past. 90% of the stuff I've seen from dispensaries around here is machine trimmed and it seems no one has an issue with it... or they just don't know better...idk.
Yep, I do my own everything. No one irl knows I grow, and I don't know any other growers. It's a one man show over here from start to finish, which is especially difficult when I'm sick or injured. Keeps me hopping...
 

whitebb2727

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The irony is that I never experienced the "spicy twice" phenomenon until recently, when I developed a liking for Sriracha in my lunch. The first warm bottom episode was an eye-opener. Now I use the lower gauge to dial in my consumption.
protip - wipes with a neutral greasy lotion
Put the toilet paper in the freezer.

My father went on a trip to China and ended up in the mountains. He said about the only thing he could eat was bread everything was so spicy. Said it liked to made his insides bleed.

I couldn't imagine. Well, I can. He married a woman from there and some of here food would blister your ass.
 
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jerryb73

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I get horrible migraines. Not as much anymore. My father had them and they just went away in his late 30's. I haven't had one in a couple years so hopefully mine are gone.

I can not go into those candle stores and I wont let my wife buy certain perfumes or lotions. The smell will bust my head wide open. Smells can trigger head aches.
I can't go in a nail salon without instant headache my girls don't use nail polish remover when I'm around.
 

Indacouch

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Got up early ...had to take my little guy back to satans house of pleasure ....better known as the dentist ....then I came home and serviced my truck oil change checked fluids and cleaned the K&N filter ...now I'm performing my honey due tasks before I head to the doctor for them to poke at my already sore foot and prescribe me more pain medications I very rarely take .......so it's a toss up for me ....get my sore leg/foot poked at or continue doing very boring things for the wife to be happy ....lose lose IMO


Wait!!!.... I might get a BJ if I do a real good job .........sorry guys gotta go do these very important things for my wife ......hope all you are doing good today TTU y'all later on









PENIS!!!!!
 

tyler.durden

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Rippers scare me more than LEO ever could. I mean LEO has to sort of abide by some rules. LOL
Ikr? My entire apartment complex and neighborhood smokes a lot of weed, you can smell it everywhere around here. I wouldn't sell to anyone within a mile or so, I don't want anyone to know I even have weed. That's a general rule of mine that has served me well, the closer you live to me, the less I want to know you...
 

Indacouch

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Ikr? My entire apartment complex and neighborhood smokes a lot of weed, you can smell it everywhere around here. I wouldn't sell to anyone within a mile or so, I don't want anyone to know I even have weed. That's a general rule of mine that has served me well, the closer you live to me, the less I want to know you...
It's weird cause even when I first came on here posting I felt like I was going against the very rules you keep for yourself above ....my patients often want to send cards this time of year and my pops always has to drop the mail from them off to me cause I don't give my home addy or addy where anything to do with my gardens is involved....can never be to safe these days ....sometimes I laugh to myself because there's literally only a handfull of people who know I even grow I'm my day to day life and it's nice my family is into actual livestock farming because it makes it very easy to tell people who ask what I do for a living .....I farm ......


But as you all know I grow for people like my sis with cerebral palsy and others like her not for $$$..my money comes from the family business ...I can honestly say growing mmj is my hobby and I love helping these sick people who would otherwise be getting fucked over with schwagg from a money hungry back yard warrior .....I almost feel bad sometimes because close friends of mine for many years have no clue I grow ......almost
 
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