What did you accomplish today?

its not yet 8 am and I am making cheese sauce for some nachos (I had a dream about it ok?)

hitting this vape, drinking this wine can you believe it\s only tuesday?

I can the lcbo opens at 10, wake me up when /i can go get moar rum

Am I a bad person because I wake up at 630 am fresh off a nacho eating dream

then start making nachos

pappa slipped by with the hose meow

so I am drinking wine, making nachos and cheeeeeeeese

a little wine to calm my nerves some \

some concentrate to ease my pussy

into submission

why

am

Typing like this

Can someone come kiss me good night

I need a good night kis

my homie is fresh out the bin todasy

do you all want to seee picutres?


I willl not show you plebs on this site so come to tinychatszz at exactly 1014am est and me and him will be sittign in my chairz drining a beer

me sucking his dick because it has beeen a minute sunce O got to suck a dick yo


but in reality I will be with my nigga all dayI pick himup in an hour
4

can you even imagine sf and a stupid as fuck getting drunk?


no bars because ike said it was not a good choice for slim and me

slim is a a short black mon

he apparently sells crack cocaine

don't believe the hype

tgis nig taught me how to whip the bricks 444

I met him 10 years ago, it was a shoddy rainy and hot to trot inda night/. I was on the prowl or sme niggas to rob when this estranged cock head acncroached on my rights al telling me "slim| was fresh out
Make my way to see slim call him shady cuz he black and such


sf brought this yung lalack crack dealing powder holding nocrack man to cook a whole tebow o dat hard

slim cooked the best rock I evr seenz

Will suck his dick for this mammory

can you believe it has been 10 years yo

rest in fucking crack smoke fam

I don'teven do drugs

willl
suck

dick

wake the hell up riu\\

I need some company as I do my predrink

I am picking this up on my way hom

allegedly

allegedly I don;t even leave the lab

Did I shitpoast 5 times ina row???????

did Ur mum suck me off\\

what did sf do while his cams were down

nighty nights in late night sf land\

I was gon sleep \

then \

''I got drunk

story of my fucking life

me and you
were like bonnies and clyde \

drinking big bottles
robbing stores
cocaine

oh baby
oh baby

oh

we are only human\\\

40's like a centrefold
drug use goes untold

ohhhh baby

ohhhh

baby

I abused you but you liked it
oh baby you iked it when
I
Smoked you

Smoked you \
twirling the pipe

smoking you\
smacking you

ohhhhh
ohhhh

we got sober
just to get hugh again

story o my fucking life

smacking you
smoking with you

ohhhh baby

)an sf original.

StonedFarmer said:

its not yet 8 am and I am making cheese sauce for some nachos (I had a dream about it ok?)

hitting this vape, drinking this wine can you believe it\s only tuesday?

I can the lcbo opens at 10, wake me up when /i can go get moar rum

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What kind of wine?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=5&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiy99H28rLSAhXFJCYKHcP3DUMQFggsMAQ&url=http://www.foodbeast.com/news/three-penis-liquor/&usg=AFQjCNHao7zpGoCiiCVkqq6eCIzwA8T3iw&sig2=jsXwB58I0DLRNjZMUGDn9Q

StonedFarmer said:

me and you
were like bonnies and clyde \

drinking big bottles
robbing stores
cocaine

oh baby
oh baby

oh

we are only human\\\

40's like a centrefold
drug use goes untold

ohhhh baby

ohhhh

baby

I abused you but you liked it
oh baby you iked it when
I
Smoked you

Smoked you \
twirling the pipe

smoking you\
smacking you

ohhhhh
ohhhh

we got sober
just to get hugh again

story o my fucking life

smacking you
smoking with you

ohhhh baby

)an sf original.

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Lol....how were the nachos SF

Well I guess I live a boring life...... sigh

Fuck it at least I ain't in jail

Indacouch said:

Lol....how were the nachos SF

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Amazing

Up next is a chicken parm sandwich

StonedFarmer said:

Amazing

Up next is a chicken parm sandwich

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Chicken parm you taste so good...

Just dropped off mini Inda at school
Now I'm at my brothers to fix my nieces car .....shifter linkage broke


Mechanic told her 1000 dollars ....after looking myself ...it's a 25 dollar part ...smh...

So I may call and set up an app for a full service and lube ...


Then show up naked with a raging boner .............screaming ((((SERVICE ME BITCHES!!!))))


So fixing car

Indacouch said:

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So I may call and set up an app for a full service and lube ...


Then show up naked with a raging boner .............screaming ((((SERVICE ME BITCHES!!!))))

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I'd pay a dollar to see that!

Got my blood work done, really hope there were a couple red blood cells amidst the etoh.

curious2garden said:

Got my blood work done, really hope there were a couple red blood cells amidst the etoh.

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Histology image

All fixed ...........it's amazing how a plastic clip can put a new car completely out of comission .....luckily it was in an easy spot ....popped the air box off and ((WAM BAM THANK YA MAM)).....which is rare on the new compact spaceships that robots build these days .......now I'm guna sit on my ass and bullshit with my brother for an hour or so.....before I go home and eat some slow cooked ribs and
Potatoe salad for lunch ....leftovers from last night .........then a nap and back to pick up the older mini me from school............only guna nap because my new baby chunker decided the wee hours of the morning would be the perfect time to talk and blow bubbles at dad ........I can't pretend it wasn't adorable as Hell ,and I didn't enjoy every second.....cause I did

I made it to the yard before purging excess liquids, food and a large portion of self respect.

StonedFarmer said:

I made it to the yard before purging excess liquids, food and a large portion of self respect.

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Lol atleast u made it to the yard..