You're the only 'newbie' whose first post in TnT fills me with delight. Good to see you and happy to hear you are doing good. Make sure you don't lose any of your weight from that immense peen of yours!
What did you accomplish today?
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srh88
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tc tonight
ᴰᴭᴿᴵ
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I'll ice down a couple.
srh88
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youre gonna need your beer bucket. im going to eat some food and have a couple drinks then ill be on. good to see you back man. hope everything is going good. you know you could of checked in on tc! we missed you asshole lolI'll ice down a couple.
Singlemalt
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SweetI'll ice down a couple.
Bob Zmuda
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I have the answer to a question from 4 months ago for you.I'll ice down a couple.
ᴰᴭᴿᴵ
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Was the question: What if Stephen Hawkins was the real slim shady but we will never know because he can't stand up?
ᴰᴭᴿᴵ
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Jesus literally lives down the street from me. He helped me do an acre of limbing just last week. Gladly accepted a pound for trade, and out of the kindness of his heart, taught me how to build an emergency bushcraft shelter with pine limbs, a 9" Gerber Knife and some 550 Paracord. So fucking badass. I bet he looks amazing naked.
mr sunshine
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I get out of work and I end up going to walmart. Tired as fuck, on the way out the security asked for my receipt. I'm tired so I hand it to him, he then asks me if he can look inside my bag. That shit instantly pissed me off. I grab my bag and said," fuck no, you accusing me of stealing"? He said no. Then I asked him if I can look threw his pocket, He said no and I walked away. He works nights, so I'm going to show up every night and not show him my receipt. I'm going to ask him if he wants to see it then tell him he can't.
Indacouch
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Worked a security gig at wal mart ...but some asshole denied showing me inside his bags....and then had the nerve to ask to see what was in my pockets.....so I quit and followed him home...he appears to be a shopping cart thief ((shruggs))
Good night guys/gals ...il be up bright and early to check my rat traps and plant more.
PENIS!!!
Good night guys/gals ...il be up bright and early to check my rat traps and plant more.
PENIS!!!
ANC
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Added two 2' tubes to my germination/vegging box. to spread the light a bit.
Still haven't broken my daughter, 1 day of babysitting done.
I now have to go play rock star, as in some crappy game she will make up wich would include her singing and drumming on boxes. Strange how genes work. She never knew my dad, he was a drummer for 25 years,
Still haven't broken my daughter, 1 day of babysitting done.
I now have to go play rock star, as in some crappy game she will make up wich would include her singing and drumming on boxes. Strange how genes work. She never knew my dad, he was a drummer for 25 years,
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420God
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Bareback
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Funny story, the other day my wife cooked some bacon and when she opens the package she cuts it in half to make it shorter and easier to manage. She cooks it puts it on a plate , I come in and noticed that half the bacon is shaped like a penis , about 8 pieces . My wife doesn't do things like this on purpose so I made sure to arrange the bacon and eggs in a embarrassing way.
I got a laugh out of her , and that ain't easy.
Indacouch
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I could see this bacon thing becoming a ((THING)) here. Not only because the reference to Leo and our current rat outbreak, but because bacon is fucking delicious. I'm guna go see if I have some.
Bacon Penis
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