that should definitely free up some of your food stamp and welfare budget which whites like you are totally not allowed to get anymore.here's what Cat got accomplished yesterday...
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it was too big for the cooler or a 5 gallon bucket so he had to throw it in the tub
you two look pretty white to me, and you guys are sucking up a ton of food stamps, welfare checks, and free health care.
Shake it like a Polaroid picture..lolIt could get way worse bro. What if you were growing a killer strain called hey ya.
If i was growing a starin called hey ya, i would have shot myself in the fucking head already. This fucking song almost made me go insane when they were playing it all the time. And, Now I'm fucked! Why did i even think of the fucked up song?jesus christ. I'll probably not even be able to sleep tonight now
.....then my phone begins ringing over and over and over ....my wife was wondering why I hung up on her ....so she's calling .....make another turn at the next main road ..........and so did they .........this is when my asshole bit the hole in my seat and I started rehearsing .....at this point I'm just waiting for the blues and 2's ......amazingly, I went the exact direction to a Mexican resteraunt them and several others were meeting for dinner ......lol .....holy shit balls.
You should've pulled them over, Citizen's arrest, bro. Fuck it, Next time.Just set a new record for biting holes in my driver seat with my butt hole ......was delivering some fresh veggies to a friend and she loves veggies ....so I always take her a nice basket full since she lives a bit far and is not well enough to drive ......anyways, I'm literally on my phone and speeding when I look in my rear view and
Not one ...but two ((blue dragons)) rite on my ass .....so I quickly dropped the phone and a piece of sleep aid down the AC vent .....put my hands at 10 and 2 and gently lifted my foot off the gas .....meanwhile the basket of fruit is large and on my passenger seat .....
So I make an un scheduled turn .....so do they
The relief was instant and messy ...I knew if I had to roll down the window ....I was fucked ....it's weird how you feel like your driving technique sucks when your in situations like that.
I was of course only scared because my window tint is dark and if I had to stop in this heat and roll down the window .....the veggies would have been ruined......I was never more happy to deliver fresh vegetables in my whole life ......
Oh, and when I finally answered the phone for my wife and talk to her ......she says ...oh good thing you didn't have to stop ....I took out the proof of registration and insurance card yesterday ....I needed a number to call the insurance company ......we need to put those back ......
I'm not talking on the phone and speeding for at least a day or two now .....I learned my lesson
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The homie slaying it yesterday.
Dude is so fucking good at fly fishing it's crazy.
His tomatos could use some help though.
So our deal is that I'll teach him all I know about tomatos and he'll do the same with fly fishing.
Because they are the same person?
Sounds like a great reason to quit jogging...
I'm next with the Bucky avatar... so watch out yo
Looks like you've started cloning dogs now! Good to see you hun.Hi guys! Not really an accomplishment but still worth mentioning...
I got a new pigster!!
Hope you are all keeping well. Still settling into the new house and need to get wifi next!
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