What do wild animals see when they look at us? It's probably pretty fucked up.

ganjames

ganjames

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If you think about it, we're basically bald fucked up looking animals that are batshit insane.




what you see:

There's a guy camping out in the woods, and bear happens to come along to get a snack. So the guy is in the tent and he wakes up and can hear the bear outside of the tent, he gets out since a bear would take him out quick if he was stuck in there. Once he's out he pulls a big knife and raises his arms up and starts yelling to scare away the bear. the bear eases away and leaves.


what the bear saw:

So I was walking by and I smelled food, I figured out where it was coming from and started to look for it. But then all of a sudden one of those crazy hairless things showed up and was waving this pointy shiny thing at me and shouting like some sort of crazed maniac. I got the fuck out of there quick.




We must be so fucked up looking in the eyes of animals.
Not just by looks, but how we build these pointless places and things that they cant even use or look at.

It's sad how were just a bunch of parasites.



I don't know, I smoked a lot this morning before breakfast and had this thought in the shower.
Now i'm going to go to work and have to think about this shit all day.
 
K

Kodank Moment

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Understand this, things that matter to humans, like time, emotions, and health are all concepts an animal doesn't and couldn't understand.

Time is only a theory, one that makes sense, but a human theory. Before our existence things just were. Same with emotions, yes animals seem to feel emotion, to a point. But show me an animal with an eating disorder because another dog sad it's fat all through high school...

As far as health? An animals gets sick, its likely dead. There aren't deer or tiger pharmacies.


Or maybe the Bear smelt a ladies period...lolol. I completely agree though. It's gotta be weird to always see these unknown assholes destroying your home so you can get hit by cars. Sad.
 
neosapien

neosapien

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They're probably like "what a dumbass animal, doesn't he know quadrupedal locomotion is far more efficient, I'm gonna show him how fast I can run in the opposite direction."
 
del66666

del66666

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i think wild animals look at us and see evil , selfish, destructive............need i go on.............
 
del66666

del66666

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are there still any wild animals left......sod it i thought we had killed them all.......someone get me a gun
 
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Refusedpanda

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i always see deer and bob cats when running the trails and they just scurry off. they know man as an enemy/invader to their domain
 
BDBandit

BDBandit

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well the great thing about being human is I don't have to give a damn about what an animal thinks! lol
 
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