What growers do not want to hear..

Chainsaws and skidders in the woods. Lost a few plants to them. Bastards didn't even know they ran them over.
 
"mind if I look in your trunk?"

Why ya' gotta make it personal? "No officer, there are no illegal drugs in the trunk." ... "Anything else? I think now's a good time to lawyer on up..."

There's always "Dude, this shit is wet, is there something wrong with it? It sticks to everything, not like the weed I normally get." <-- wait, that one was funny as hell!
 
Why ya' gotta make it personal? "No officer, there are no illegal drugs in the trunk." ... "Anything else? I think now's a good time to lawyer on up..."

There's always "Dude, this shit is wet, is there something wrong with it? It sticks to everything, not like the weed I normally get." <-- wait, that one was funny as hell!

better yet.."Dude, there's only ONE bud in this eighth"!!!
 
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