What is in your stash?

canndo

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Some of us have a sort of phobia - we HATE to be without at least a small supply of this and that, a bit of that other, a droplet or two those last two pills at the bottom of the vial.


I am a cigar collector (as some know), and I have amassed many thousands of cigars. In so doing I know that I get boxes of cigars that are irreplaceable, they are old and no longer manufactured. At first I dive into the box usually until the first of the two rows of little soldiers is gone or about gone and then I begin to worry, they are either far too expensive to replace the box, I intended from the start to lay them down for a few years of spanish cedar nap where they will grow more fragrant and blend like a fine wine but eventually when the box is down to the last 5 or so, they go into my ultimate stash, to be brought out, with the intent to draw one from the collection - and then I think better of it and find something more mundane.

So too is my hash collection, some now tiny half gram nuggets of something I might have made or been given as long as 10 years ago, each piece was once a grand hunk of goodness, now pared down to a sad bit surrounded by memories.

My x collection barely fills the bottom of several vials, 4 white flat tabs I have had for 12 years, where once the vial was filled with them, now the vial is packed with recollections and those last 4 await some extra special event. Another vial contains the last bit of molly I managed to get in trade for something the trader found to be even more precious. That vial comes out once a month or so and then.... reluctantly, wisely, it is placed back in the freezer.

My collection of smoke is something that my friends covet - having at least a single bud of every sort of pot that has passed through my hands in the last 20 years. Only a bud remains in some, in others just two or three of the biggest I found in the bag.

while wooing my first wife who had a large penchant for pot, I gathered together an earlier stash that was 15 years old. Each bag lovingly labled by date and suspected strain, jperhaps two dozen baggies or more. I gave her the entire thing in a moment of passion. I recall walking in while she was rolling a joint only to find that she had poured all of those individual bits of my drug history into one giant pound bag, mixed and beyond differentiation. I was angry and dismayed that she would do such a thing - "pot is pot honey, I don't see why you are so upset!" a week or so later I addressed her wine collection, opened half a dozen different bottles of her finest and poured them into a clean bucket. "why are you so upset Linda? Wine is wine after all"

In another story I would love to relate, I was forced to pour another stash of 25 peyote buttons, Biphetamine, valium, mexican qualuudes - the last of a long cherished batch that I had taken out, admired and then lovingly replaced - all down the toilet.


Am I alone in this strange hording - as so many hold that "drugs get stale and should be eaten as quickly as possible". Of course my opiate stash is the hardest to maintain being down to a sliver of fentanyl, two opana, one morphine, a few dilaudid and a pitiful handful of norco. Mushrooms? me? I hold still a small bag of mexican sclerotia and a carefully wrapped ounce of perfectly preserved caps, a few of each of half a dozen strains.

Tinctures, a vial of each of the best and a little oil from here and there that is probably ruined through time itself.


Anyone else keep a real, collection of items kept in store for that perfect occasion?
 
I can't really do this myself now, consider it too risky (for a few reasons).

I know perhaps a single person who always kept a great variety of herb on hand like that, mostly for personal, meticulously labeled baggies containing from a couple grams to a bowl pack. He would have stuff I grew from way back that I didn't even have anymore of!
 
...while wooing my first wife who had a large penchant for pot, I gathered together an earlier stash that was 15 years old. Each bag lovingly labled by date and suspected strain, jperhaps two dozen baggies or more. I gave her the entire thing in a moment of passion. I recall walking in while she was rolling a joint only to find that she had poured all of those individual bits of my drug history into one giant pound bag, mixed and beyond differentiation. I was angry and dismayed that she would do such a thing - "pot is pot honey, I don't see why you are so upset!" a week or so later I addressed her wine collection, opened half a dozen different bottles of her finest and poured them into a clean bucket. "why are you so upset Linda? Wine is wine after all"

I take it you have a second or third wife? Great story man, like your version of giving a girl a mixed tape! You have to question someone that wouldn't respect or recognize the effort and she was justly punished for her actions. Sounds like you have a good understanding for preserving your pleasures, how do you store your pot for over 5-10 years without losing the quality?
 
I take it you have a second or third wife? Great story man, like your version of giving a girl a mixed tape! You have to question someone that wouldn't respect or recognize the effort and she was justly punished for her actions. Sounds like you have a good understanding for preserving your pleasures, how do you store your pot for over 5-10 years without losing the quality?


freezer in air tight bags - oh yes, some of the trichomes fall off eventually but I will usually let them come to room temperature before I let anyone handle them. Current wife is mildly amused that I wound up taking up a quarter of my fridge with my samples. And yes, she is my second. I learned much from the first, the second is an absolute gem in everything from looks to cooks to willingness to try all things and keep the ones she likes.
 
"From looks to cooks" I'm definitely gonna "borrow" that one!!

I wish I had that level of self control. I have just enough to stay alive, but to save good drugs... Forget about it...

I've read this first post a few times in awe, and came to realization that, if I have X amount of a substance like uppers or downers. I'm hard wired to think I only have X amount of time to finish them. Kind of an incompletion phobia if you will. This is something I need to work on. I wouldn't go as far to say I'm a junkie but more of binger. I take long breaks in between so... But the knowing that I have 5 or 10 good pills seems to eat away at me. Burning a whole in my pocket you could say. Sorry about the epiphany in your thread, but I feel like it's a growing experience worth sharing.

Keep up the good content!!
 
My experience is second wives are just all around better than first ones.
Sadly I don't really have a stash at the moment. I had to get rid of mine and haven't been financially secure enough to rebuild it. One day it'll be rebuilt I'm sure.
 
In my safe right now is an unknown amount of grandaddy haze ( probably between 2 and 3 zips. I just smoke it til next harvest.) Roughly 4+1/2 zips of boomers (strain unknown but pretty potent), 21 hits of some alex gray blotters, and 3 grams of molly. All the trippys cost me about a half pound of octobers outdoor harvest. Pretty much just sit on em and party once or twice a month.
 
I use to have quite some stash with a good amount of everything: Speed, weed, hash, keef, painkillers, dmt, shrooms, loads of different pills, and I had a few hits of lsd and .5 of some dank opium I gave to my buddy.
 
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