What Is The Oldest Food You've Eaten?

tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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I once ate a pot roast that was in my freezer for over 5 years. I awoke the next day with a kind of scaly second skin that I had to peel off my entire body, like after a sunburn. That pile of dead skin had to weigh about 3 pounds. I left it there for a few hours, and when I came back it was gone. Since then it has been following me from a distance. It seems to have taken my shape again, and when I try to approach or call out to it, it runs and hides. Needless to say, I regret eating that pot roast. So, what's the oldest thing you've ever eaten???
 
tyler.durden said:
I once ate a pot roast that was in my freezer for over 5 years. I awoke the next day with a kind of scaly second skin that I had to peel off my entire body, like after a sunburn. That pile of dead skin had to weigh about 3 pounds. I left it there for a few hours, and when I came back it was gone. Since then it has been following me from a distance. It seems to have taken my shape again, and when I try to approach or call out to it, it runs and hides. Needless to say, I regret eating that pot roast. So, what's the oldest thing you've ever eaten???
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Cost me two (2) quad rolls of Charmin. Over three days. In this economy. Would go again.

Still the flavor echo haunts me.
 
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