what is the perfect food?

Biggravy22

Biggravy22

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So...I'm sitting here thinking(high of course), what is the perfect food. So as I stare into my oven and look at the pizza I just picked up...and thought...is pizza the perfect food? If you get meat lovers obviously that goes out the window, but what if you get a deluxe pizza? You're getting Grains, Dairy, meat, and vegetables. Coupled with the sauce you're at 5. Remember tomato is a fruit. Lol.

What you guys think? If not pizza...what is your favorite food.
 
BongJuice

BongJuice

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My favorite foods are the foods that make me have a nice healthy crap.
Whenever I eat, I think of how it'll affect my stomach.
I don't like eating things that make me feel like my asshole is on fire.
I don't like eating things where I have to run to the toilet every 20 minutes just to shit out a little pebble.
I don't like eating things that give me cramps and I'm sitting on the toilet trying to shit and I can't because my stomach is flipping.
I don't like eating things that makes my shit turn into brown water.
I don't like to eat things where it makes me feel like my shit is coming out sideways.

Basically I eat things where my shit comes out Anaconda style.
All one piece wrapped around the entire inside of the toilet.
 
The Warlord

The Warlord

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BongJuice said:
My favorite foods are the foods that make me have a nice healthy crap.
Whenever I eat, I think of how it'll affect my stomach.
I don't like eating things that make me feel like my asshole is on fire.
I don't like eating things where I have to run to the toilet every 20 minutes just to shit out a little pebble.
I don't like eating things that give me cramps and I'm sitting on the toilet trying to shit and I can't because my stomach is flipping.
I don't like eating things that makes my shit turn into brown water.
I don't like to eat things where it makes me feel like my shit is coming out sideways.

Basically I eat things where my shit comes out Anaconda style.
All one piece wrapped around the entire inside of the toilet.
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EWWWWWWWW.............I coulda done without this post I think. Gross.
 
jrh72582

jrh72582

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Sushi is THE perfect food. Japanese live to be VERY old - and I bet the sushi has something to do with it. And it tastes 'effin delicious!
 
inquisitive

inquisitive

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jrh72582 said:
Sushi is THE perfect food. Japanese live to be VERY old - and I bet the sushi has something to do with it. And it tastes 'effin delicious!
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California rolls (with masago), and spicy Tuna hand rolls get my vote.

Perfect food. Healthy, filling, tasty,won't make you fat, and you can always eat it anytime of day or night.


:p
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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i love italian food. anything with cheese, pasta, tomato sauce and meat and i am good to go. pizza is my favorite but lasagna is close up there. a nice tender steak w/ baked potato and veggies is good too.
 
GreatwhiteNorth

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JoeCa1i said:
Cold campechana,with a ice cold miller lite.......
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I had to look that one up - it looks fantastic, I'll let you know how it turns out. The only prob is the "baby" octopus - the ones we catch around here will not physically fit in a 5 gallon bucket.
 
NarrowEye

NarrowEye

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...fish is good indeed, fried bass, smoked trout or eel. also good, lean meat, fruit juices, veggies (not too much) is what i love
 
leeny

leeny

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I've changed my decision...sandwiches! virtually anything can be put on them, and they are good for any meal!
 
Johnny Retro

Johnny Retro

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BongJuice said:
My favorite foods are the foods that make me have a nice healthy crap.
Whenever I eat, I think of how it'll affect my stomach.
I don't like eating things that make me feel like my asshole is on fire.
I don't like eating things where I have to run to the toilet every 20 minutes just to shit out a little pebble.
I don't like eating things that give me cramps and I'm sitting on the toilet trying to shit and I can't because my stomach is flipping.
I don't like eating things that makes my shit turn into brown water.
I don't like to eat things where it makes me feel like my shit is coming out sideways.

Basically I eat things where my shit comes out Anaconda style.
All one piece wrapped around the entire inside of the toilet.
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Sounds like you got IBS
 
Iron Lion Zion

Iron Lion Zion

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God I love Sushi. Especially the sushi buffet places. Even though sushi is so cheap to make they have to lose money when I stop in.
 
duke23

duke23

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I don't know if its me but do any of you get horny after smoking some indica strains. I am tired and all but i still want to get into some action. Blizzards from dairy queen are bomb or their cake ice creams but every food is good for me.
 
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