What is the sluttiest thing you have ever done?

i had sex with a drunk lesbian that had pissed herself no more than an hour earlier

she took a shower before but it was still sticky down there from the piss. i had a solo cup full of tequila in my belly so i gave ZERO fucks
 
I agree my checkered past doesn't belong on the internet, so none of that. But as far as regrettable things or something I wish I hadn't done, I slept with a bride, on her wedding night, in her limo, while her husband was in the reception, with her maid of honor standing guard outside the car. So much bad Karma came from that. Deserved.
 
RainbowBrite86 said:
Tip for the inexperienced guys in here: Talking is EVERYTHING. If you can't talk it, it's not even fun playing.
Tip for the inexperienced girls in here: He likes it when you go down on him after sex. If he says he doesn't, he's either too embarrassed to admit it or he's never had it done lol.
Click to expand...

um..... After sex, I'm ready for a nice snuggle and some sleep. However, if you mean after SHE'S finished, it's nice to get some head at the peak after a long period of work done well.... especially if she swallows. :twisted:
 
JohnnyGreenfingers said:
I agree my checkered past doesn't belong on the internet, so none of that. But as far as regrettable things or something I wish I hadn't done, I slept with a bride, on her wedding night, in her limo, while her husband was in the reception, with her maid of honor standing guard outside the car. So much bad Karma came from that. Deserved.
Click to expand...

:oWhat tha heeeellll Johnny lmao
 
neosapien said:
Lol! I know you're referencing Kuroi but it totally looks like you're talking to Carne. Which makes it oh so deliciously funny!
Click to expand...

mmmmmmaybe I was, mmmmmmaybe I wasn't..... I'll never tell.....

Shut up carn, don't kiss and tell! gah....
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top