What is your Zombie contigency plan?

mastakoosh · Oct 9, 2009

i started a thread bout fortresses in case of zombie attack lol. i am saving up for one. i should be able to purchase one in 20 years. here is their site for zombie proof fortresses.
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sour...3uCoCg&usg=AFQjCNF4yS3XCxXjdNIngYLGALO0_A6UYQ

morgentaler · Oct 9, 2009

Stoney McFried said:
That's against the zombie rules.I have them right here.Zombies are not allowed to be fast or smart.If they are fast and smart, they are vampires or ghouls.Says so right here.

Do you happen to be using Mr. Brook's excellent survival guide?

Between that, the SAS survival guide (the man-traps chapter is wicked), and the Peterson Field Guide to edible plants, one could survive out here in the country quite well

Plus, if you get low on supplies you just shoot a flare into the air once in a while and wait for fresh meat to come to you. :twisted:

snail240 · Oct 10, 2009

tebor said:
Zombie sex is necrophilia

Oh yeah...........Thats what she said. Honestly if zombie chicks dont have smelly pussys I do be down bro.

I mean I have had sex with some pretty boring chicks I would consider them dead in bed. Just sit there not even trying atleast a zombie chick would be trying to eat you witch is kinda hot.

Look at the positives man so many you say necrophilia I say DO IT. :blsmoke:

morgentaler · Oct 10, 2009

But oral sex is out of the question.
Snap. Snap.

snail240 · Oct 10, 2009

morgentaler said:
But oral sex is out of the question.
Snap. Snap.

Fucks no........... If its smelling you just used vinnila lysol and a spounge.

If shes hot zombie I would lick her twat why not zombie invasions only happen once you know you only get one chance to taste zombie puss.

Benassi · Oct 10, 2009

That's pretty fucking sad when people are admitting that they would fuck a zombie... you that dry on woman where you live or just game? :lol:

I'd find me some hot survivor chicks to "comfort"

Wikidbchofthewst · Oct 10, 2009

Benassi said:
That's pretty fucking sad when people are admitting that they would fuck a zombie... you that dry on woman where you live or just game?

I'd find me some hot survivor chicks to "comfort"

"Hey babe...I know your entire family has been turned into zombies, you had to shoot your own father to keep him from killing you, and the world as we know it is over....but we gotta start repopulating this bitch. Can't let the zombies win can we?"

It would totally convince me :razz:

Benassi · Oct 10, 2009

I was working on my own lines but hell if it works for you, it works for me. I'll go with that one.

snail240 · Oct 10, 2009

Yeah like I said you can find hot crying girls anyday it doesnt take a zombie event for this to happen. Zombie sex is new its fresh its got spunk. Who wants to comfort some sobing slut scared out of her mind if your gonna be looking for hot chicks in that case look for the ones bashing zombie heads with bats that way you can just smoke all day and let her do the killing.

I still see no positive in waisting hot zombie chicks you could cure it one day maybe then talk about comfort.

mastakoosh · Oct 10, 2009

just thinking about a hookers zombie pussy makes me shiver.

k-town · Oct 10, 2009

mastakoosh said:
just thinking about a hookers zombie pussy makes me shiver.

LOL! Me too.

snail240 · Oct 10, 2009

Makes me want to see a real zombie hookers puss to see if im on key. I mean honestly nobody thought hot zombie bitches when this topic came up? I mean what if there is a cure.... And you killed all those hotties......WAISTFULL we got kids starving in Africa and your just gonna waist some good poon so you can see blood and guts. You guys are the sick ones im just a player in the game.

mastakoosh · Oct 10, 2009

k-town said:
LOL! Me too.

good to know i am not the only one. :mrgreen:

snail240 said:
Makes me want to see a real zombie hookers puss to see if im on key. I mean honestly nobody thought hot zombie bitches when this topic came up? I mean what if there is a cure.... And you killed all those hotties......WAISTFULL we got kids starving in Africa and your just gonna waist some good poon so you can see blood and guts. You guys are the sick ones im just a player in the game.

true, i mean if if times get that desperate. i might be willin to doggy a zombo chick tied to the bed. whats that movie with vhing rhames(sp?) where they are trapped in a mall and that zombie chick has a zombie baby? i mean i might hit it if its like that. :-?

k-town · Oct 10, 2009

was that dawn of the dead?

Sittin On A Cloud · Oct 10, 2009

My plan would be to raid walmart, the gun store, and my dealers house lol
Then i would put all of that in the church by my house and sit on top of the bell tower sniping them with my bolt action

poke smot420 · Oct 10, 2009

THE HARDEST THING ABOUT A ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE IS TRYING NOT TO BE EXCITED. i got 3 guns plenty of ammo and the best plan ever. but i'm not telling you. i'm just waiting for that day

Benassi · Oct 10, 2009

snail240 said:
Makes me want to see a real zombie hookers puss to see if im on key. I mean honestly nobody thought hot zombie bitches when this topic came up? I mean what if there is a cure.... And you killed all those hotties......WAISTFULL we got kids starving in Africa and your just gonna waist some good poon so you can see blood and guts. You guys are the sick ones im just a player in the game.

and because her organs no longer work properly you'd just scoop a big glob of Vaseline all over the dried up snizz right? and when the movement of your dick shreds decayed skin off from the inside of her cooch and it's all over your dick... rotting pussy flesh... that's cool too right? You might try to stick it in and you'd puncture a hole right into her decayed taint and make a third one.

Lmao I don't even want to know the kind of chicks you've porked.

mastakoosh · Oct 10, 2009

k-town said:
was that dawn of the dead?

i think so.

k-town · Oct 10, 2009

Benassi said:
and because her organs no longer work properly you'd just scoop a big glob of Vaseline all over it right? and when the movement of your dick shreds decayed skin off from the inside of her cooch and it's all over your dick... rotting pussy flesh... that's cool too right?

Lmao I don't even want to know the kind of chicks you've porked.

LMAO! That is exactly how I was looking at it. If there face is hanging half off what do you think it's like downstairs, don't even want to imagine. gave myself the shivers!

Louis541 · Oct 10, 2009

poke smot420 said:
THE HARDEST THING ABOUT A ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE IS TRYING NOT TO BE EXCITED. i got 3 guns plenty of ammo and the best plan ever. but i'm not telling you. i'm just waiting for that day

BOOO!!!!

Who here would fuck someone if they were bit by a zombie but not yet dead?

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