k-town
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I thought so too but I see so many zombie flicks that it is hard to keep track of which is which.
What is your Zombie contigency plan?
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Benassi
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If I turned into a zombie I hope I'd be an insane fucking zombie... skinny little dead fucker sprinting around town at like 30mph jumping on people like a spider monkey, ROFL.
and yes that's the new Dawn of the Dead where they're in the mall.
also Zombieland was epic...
alsways remember Rule #2: The Doubletap.
and yes that's the new Dawn of the Dead where they're in the mall.
also Zombieland was epic...
alsways remember Rule #2: The Doubletap.
grobofotwanky
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I would lock the door and roll a fat jay. Grab up all my weed, light the jay and hit the road. A quick stop by Taco Bell (hey, even inmates get a last meal) and I'd proceed to boarding myself up inside the liquor store. Ahhh, when's the end of the world again?
MediMaryUser
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i would start pimping zombie sluts for half the price of normal sluts
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Keenly
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my friend and i have discussed this
we feel the best place to go after obtaining food and a few guns would be home depot
you can fortify the shit out of your entrances, never have to worry about break ins...
they have machetes there too
we feel the best place to go after obtaining food and a few guns would be home depot
you can fortify the shit out of your entrances, never have to worry about break ins...
they have machetes there too
grobofotwanky
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thats what I'm talkin about. Can you bring me one to the liquor store?
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chitownsmoking
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hahahahahahahahahahhaa thats some funny shit bro plus rep
Anonononymous
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I would prepare by filling a backpack with:
-LSD
-Skunk, and lots of it...
-Amphetamines and coke, fatigue could be deadly
-Rolling papers
-Marlboro reds
-Several lighters
-Flares
-A mobile phone
-A torch
-Water purification tablets
Then onto the more fun items:
I already own a .22 so that would allow me to shoot my way into a gun shop, where I would basically take the sexiest looking automatic and all the ammo stocked for said weapon. Soon after I would make my way to a petrol station with a jerry can, and fill it to the brim (tax free petrol could prove to be a benefit of a zombie apocalypse).
I'd obviously need water along with the purification tablets, the tablets would be for when I inevitably run out of water.
I'd go to my nearest bike dealer and exchange my current bike for a kawasaki zx-6r
I wouldn't take anyone, people would be a burden to me. I think I'd be quite happy to live by myself. I'd make my way to a place I know of far far away from civilisation, and set up camp
For the record, yes, I have thought of this and planned for it, even though the chances of it happening are so incredibly low.
-LSD
-Skunk, and lots of it...
-Amphetamines and coke, fatigue could be deadly
-Rolling papers
-Marlboro reds
-Several lighters
-Flares
-A mobile phone
-A torch
-Water purification tablets
Then onto the more fun items:
I already own a .22 so that would allow me to shoot my way into a gun shop, where I would basically take the sexiest looking automatic and all the ammo stocked for said weapon. Soon after I would make my way to a petrol station with a jerry can, and fill it to the brim (tax free petrol could prove to be a benefit of a zombie apocalypse).
I'd obviously need water along with the purification tablets, the tablets would be for when I inevitably run out of water.
I'd go to my nearest bike dealer and exchange my current bike for a kawasaki zx-6r
I wouldn't take anyone, people would be a burden to me. I think I'd be quite happy to live by myself. I'd make my way to a place I know of far far away from civilisation, and set up camp
For the record, yes, I have thought of this and planned for it, even though the chances of it happening are so incredibly low.
Zombies are moving man they are not dead exactly but kinda. Who knows maybe zombie chicks got special green slim that is super slick but you missed out because you had to blow her face off.
It could make you imune to to the virus and you could fuck all the zombie chicks.
It could make you imune to to the virus and you could fuck all the zombie chicks.
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Benassi
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You do know that once everyone dies nobody will be operating the cell stations, so that's pretty useless to have a mobile phone.
Lmao, your ass needs to be relieved of your head.
What ever bro everyone knows fucking zombie chicks makes you immortal. If you can fuck a zombie and live threw it I think you can live threw anything..
Lmao, your ass needs to be relieved of your head.
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Benassi
Guest
So prove it and shoot yourself in the head after you finish getting 'mess' all over your dick from fuckin' a decaying corpse.
nikk
Active Member
i actually lived 2 blocks from the biggest cemetery in nyc for 7 years growin up,i thought about this ALOT,first and foremost,apart from my kids and wife i have 2 dogs,they are my protectors and my other "sons",before i waste a single shell on the undead i'll unleash "hell" on them,hood style because we all know pitbull attacks are ferocious,while thats happening i'll do my A-Rod - Barry bonds thing,head crack a few while the wife and kids load up on the non perishables and water bottles,head to the closest sam's club and stock up on supplies,jump in the V and head to South Street Sea Port,where i will undoubtedly have to kill a yacht owner,shoot him/her in the face and throw them onto the pier as distraction while i steal the boat.....to be continued
Anonononymous
Well-Known Member
'You do know that once everyone dies nobody will be operating the cell stations'
Lol, as if it's actually going to happen anyways. Point made, my phone won't work.
Lol, as if it's actually going to happen anyways. Point made, my phone won't work.
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Benassi
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It won't happen but any other fallout would have the same problem.
Anonononymous
Well-Known Member
True, but this is a thread about a zombie apocalypse.
jensenblaze
Member
Hahahahaahaha. There is a movie called zombie strippers.
Starring jenna jameson and robert englund(freddy krueger) just crazy strippers fuckin people up. It breaks most all zombie rules they talk,think its more like gaining super power type shit but any way.
They give this guy a face dance. I think I'd pass on fucking them myself.
Someone mentioned pimping them that's a great idea and like you said I'd say half price but then after the guy fucked the zombie just let her kill the guy.
Serves 2 purposes your zombie gets fed and you can just pick up his wallet and have all his money!!
Starring jenna jameson and robert englund(freddy krueger) just crazy strippers fuckin people up. It breaks most all zombie rules they talk,think its more like gaining super power type shit but any way.
They give this guy a face dance. I think I'd pass on fucking them myself.
Someone mentioned pimping them that's a great idea and like you said I'd say half price but then after the guy fucked the zombie just let her kill the guy.
Serves 2 purposes your zombie gets fed and you can just pick up his wallet and have all his money!!
MediMaryUser
Well-Known Member
I wont have none of my zombie bitches acting like that robbin my customers there making there pimp look bad(im the pimp playa)
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Benassi
Guest
Hence why I said a mobile phone would be useless... ?
That movie is hilarious when the guy is on the stretcher... hahaha
SmokeNowSmokeLata
Active Member
go to this web site and watch zombieland letmewatchthis.com saw it the other day hilarious
ill do what they do!
ill do what they do!