What Job Would You Hate To Have/ Never Work For?
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fabfun
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mop boy clean up on aisle 5
after watching this
[video=youtube;ZuXlAg8Afq8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuXlAg8Afq8&feature=fvst[/video]
UncleBuck
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i d probably hate to be a gynocologist my budies dad is one n he was been married 3 tyms n is divorced n has relationship on n off my budy ses the desensitised himself from the pussie meaning he doesnt get aroused so easly wich make his girls disapeer fuck if i had to open pussy all day i would love it. but guess what its like growing you do it long enough wen it cums time to cut man my neck just fucken hurts n well i usto say the same for tatooing i got into it but man it realy sucks everyone wants a deal non of your friends apreciat the work n you meat all kinds of weirdoes like jelous boyfriends crazzy tweekers drunks people whos kids just get all your shit n rip it n the dont say a mother fucken thing people abandon their kids at the shop people run out people steel n people come to your house at 3 in the morning well i did get laid alot, n my friend actualy fucked up a cops tatoo mispelled the daughters name n spelled family famly ow man talk about fucking up all of phx police were outside waiting for us man he didnt even try to fuck it up it just was one of those days jajajaja well we did get laid alot i guess but it turns into a job fuck that. anything turns into a job like pussy count me out! i dont want to be desensitized i want the punnanie like i want my beer. n like the plant want watern free tatoos for all the police force owww the guy was a good guy but like i sead it was just one of those days we fixed it made it look like nothing ever happend but like i sead becarefull what u wish for it just might come tru
come again?
thump easy
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in other words i dont want to look at pussy for a living i rather eat steak everyother day but not everyday for 8 hours jajajaja
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UncleBuck
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canuckgrow
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Los Muertos
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I worked on a crew that did crime scene cleaning when I was in my early 20's. Wouldn't recommend it.
dannyboy602
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......job i hate mmmm....bank teller. money is so dirty.
......job i love mmmm....portrait painter.
......job i love mmmm....portrait painter.
hempstead
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I worked on a salmon farm in Maine. I did overnights and would have to feed the fish every few hours late at night all alone out off the coast of Eastport Maine, which has some of the largest tides in the country and the eastern most point of the USA. I had to walk out on icey scaffolding which was only like 18" wide freezing cold hauling 5 gal buckets of feed in each hand. If anything went on with the nets, like a seal caught up or other sea critter, then I had to put on scuba gear and dive in the freezing cold to fix it. All night long it was me in a shack alone floating in the ocean on the salmon farm but they did leave me a skiff to move buckets around easier and to give me the option to leave if I really wanted to or had to. And it is fuguguguguging cold in the winter. But the money was good and the boss always had a bag of weed for us and plenty to read and satelite tv. heh
incognito5320
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Politician! I hate politicians and politics. Not that I don't follow what's going on ... just feel that most of them are self-absorbed snakes.
On another note ... not that I'm big on Republicans, but ... Sarah Palin, gag her so I don't have to hear her talk ... ya, I do her! LOL!
On another note ... not that I'm big on Republicans, but ... Sarah Palin, gag her so I don't have to hear her talk ... ya, I do her! LOL!
thump easy
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Ya polotics i dont do i dont watch t.v. at all it aint like i can call the cable guy to come over jajajaja but on another note slaughter house dude that sucks i worked in it, it fucken sucks funny how the u.s. turns a blind eye for imigrants wen u kill five thousand cows a day n three plants neer buy the u.s. has got to eat mcee dees got bust out those dollar menues jajaja ya fucken right its hypocrosy politics is funny wen the guys cant talk english cuz he is asian or hispanic jajaja what a riot. i rather not do the politic shit for realz or slaughter was the worst blood all over u n shit splashin in your face i kinda got usto it thow hanging bellies opening um up splashing shit like straw n corn in my mouth i just got usto it i guess i talked a storm n when it would open it catch me from tym to tym id spit it out and keep talking as i worked or the ogger gets cloged but the chain must go on n ur up to your balls in cown shit. it was okay after i was desencitized the funn part was chasing the cow if they got loose their eyes just fucken blown open in shock as if it new it was going DOWN MOTHER FUCKER YOUR DEAD ya i rather not.
Anything with restoration in the pool industry, done it and was the most miserable jobs I have EVER had. My duties included dredging out the sludge and leaves after draining. Once that is done you powerwash the bowl then begin to acid wash the walls manually with a scrub brush. When your done with that, grind out and repair cracks. The final step would be to paint the bowl in 100-115 degrees wearing a respirator. Did this for a couple of summers and my boss flat out asked me what I liked about the job to which I replied "love working outside that's about it". At the close of the summer I was let go and felt it was a blessing. Good money but would never do it again.
Heisenberg
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I have quit/turned down jobs for idealistic reasons, although I realize we live in the real world. In the end I didn't prove a point to anyone but myself, but I consider that to be a worthwhile goal.
Any job that requires an element of deceit if off limits to me, so that rules out about anything that includes advertising. This includes fast food joints who show a picture of a great looking cheeseburger on the menu, and then serve you a shriveled up sloppy piece of pathetic meat on a stale bun.
Any job that requires me to forfeit my personal liberties is off limits to me. This, of course, includes jobs with drug testing; even those sneaky employers who tell you before hand that a test is coming so you can pass. To me that is the ultimate hypocritical attitude and I can't associate with someone who thinks it's okay. That's like saying 'I don't care if you do drugs, but I want it to seem as if I care on paper so I can get the government incentives'. This also includes jobs that ban people from discussing their work on the net. Protecting trade secrets is understandable, but that's not what these companies are afraid of. They just want to stifle negative opinions.
I've quit a job once because they tried to promote me. It was one of those 'you get a title and responsibility but no extra pay' types of promotions. I was so offended that they would attempt to delegate responsibility by insincerely flattering me that I walked out. Jobs that manipulate are off limits to me.
The other thing that makes me quit a job when the employer expects flexibility from you, while remaining completely rigid themselves. I had a factory job that docked your pay 15 min if you were 1 min late. Even if you were standing in line to clock in. Yet they wanted you to postpone lunch if an order needed to go out quickly, and stay an extra 10-20 min after a shift if things needed cleaned up. That amounts to setting a standard for me that you are not willing to live up to yourself.
So basically hard and/or dirtiness does not factor in to me, it's all about respect and being forthright. With all these pet peeves one might wonder if I ever found a job I liked. I delivered furniture for a small company for 6 years. They appreciated the time I put in and treated me as if I was a help, instead of a necessary burden.
I can afford to have this attitude because I have absolutely no one depending on me but myself. If I had a family to provide for, or coveted things like jet skis, it would be a different story.
Any job that requires an element of deceit if off limits to me, so that rules out about anything that includes advertising. This includes fast food joints who show a picture of a great looking cheeseburger on the menu, and then serve you a shriveled up sloppy piece of pathetic meat on a stale bun.
Any job that requires me to forfeit my personal liberties is off limits to me. This, of course, includes jobs with drug testing; even those sneaky employers who tell you before hand that a test is coming so you can pass. To me that is the ultimate hypocritical attitude and I can't associate with someone who thinks it's okay. That's like saying 'I don't care if you do drugs, but I want it to seem as if I care on paper so I can get the government incentives'. This also includes jobs that ban people from discussing their work on the net. Protecting trade secrets is understandable, but that's not what these companies are afraid of. They just want to stifle negative opinions.
I've quit a job once because they tried to promote me. It was one of those 'you get a title and responsibility but no extra pay' types of promotions. I was so offended that they would attempt to delegate responsibility by insincerely flattering me that I walked out. Jobs that manipulate are off limits to me.
The other thing that makes me quit a job when the employer expects flexibility from you, while remaining completely rigid themselves. I had a factory job that docked your pay 15 min if you were 1 min late. Even if you were standing in line to clock in. Yet they wanted you to postpone lunch if an order needed to go out quickly, and stay an extra 10-20 min after a shift if things needed cleaned up. That amounts to setting a standard for me that you are not willing to live up to yourself.
So basically hard and/or dirtiness does not factor in to me, it's all about respect and being forthright. With all these pet peeves one might wonder if I ever found a job I liked. I delivered furniture for a small company for 6 years. They appreciated the time I put in and treated me as if I was a help, instead of a necessary burden.
I can afford to have this attitude because I have absolutely no one depending on me but myself. If I had a family to provide for, or coveted things like jet skis, it would be a different story.
hempstead
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I delivered furniture for 20 years in Boston. Great job and mostly great people but it is a tuff job and not for everyone. Tips were great and would live off the tips and bank my checks. But now I need back surgery. Back never bothered me til I stopped delivering. heh
Heisenberg
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I enjoyed delivering furniture, although I can't say why. The people are always happy to see you, but never seem to pick up the toys and trash on the floor, or put their dogs away, even though we called to let them know we were coming. So you end up carrying a 400lb glass curio across an icy sidewalk and into a house full of trash with dogs running in and out your feet. There is no safe way to carry weight while navigating a house and stairs, so I ended up with a bad back as well, but I wouldn't change anything. One other thing I noticed, the more money someone had the less likely they were to tip. Poorer people seem to appreciate the service far more than rich people.
Heisenberg
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I enjoyed delivering furniture, although I can't say why. The people are always happy to see you, but never seem to pick up the toys and trash on the floor, or put their dogs away, even though we called to let them know we were coming. So you end up carrying a 400lb glass curio across an icy sidewalk and into a house full of trash with dogs running in and out your feet. There is no safe way to carry weight while navigating a house and stairs, so I ended up with a bad back as well, but I wouldn't change anything. One other thing I noticed, the more money someone had the less likely they were to tip. Poorer people seem to appreciate the service far more than rich people.