What kind of guy does this? Made me wary?

DelSlow

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Well, there are alot of time where I would go and meet girls I have met online, or through a friend (blind date type) and tons of other reasons. I have stories up the yang, the one that comes to mind on this occasion, aka this thread and the dude that wouldn't hump the fatty, is the time I drove about 50 miles to meet up at a starbucks and I got there hella early. I had a lot of pictures with me however those pictures were NOT what they portrayed. She had a lot of face shots and the only body shots she had were like "that perfect angle" shots that didn't ACTUALLY show what she looked like hehe. Anyways I get there, wait for her, she comes in and i knew IMMEDIATELY it was her ... however she was not worth the 50 mile drive at ALL. Her pics were though lol. I'll paint ya a picture real quick. Her pics were about an 8 or so. However in real life, she looked like .... Danny Devito as the Penguin in Batman Returns with Micheal Keaton lol. Especially from the back side. Her muffin top had a muffin top lol. I just pulled my hat down waited til she went to the counter to order and booked it ... ain't no way my penis was going any where NEAR that penguin vagina lol
Haha! Fucking classic! I know I read somethig like that on here before. Must have been you slojo :)
 

Slojo69

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lmfao
i think i remember you postin a similiar story before
Ya, it's possible, internet bitches be trippin man, I just kinda wonder whats going through their head when they guy they are suppose to meet is on the way and they KNOW they look nothing like what they made themselves look like haha!
 

Dr. Greenhorn

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Well, there are alot of time where I would go and meet girls I have met online, or through a friend (blind date type) and tons of other reasons. I have stories up the yang, the one that comes to mind on this occasion, aka this thread and the dude that wouldn't hump the fatty, is the time I drove about 50 miles to meet up at a starbucks and I got there hella early. I had a lot of pictures with me however those pictures were NOT what they portrayed. She had a lot of face shots and the only body shots she had were like "that perfect angle" shots that didn't ACTUALLY show what she looked like hehe. Anyways I get there, wait for her, she comes in and i knew IMMEDIATELY it was her ... however she was not worth the 50 mile drive at ALL. Her pics were though lol. I'll paint ya a picture real quick. Her pics were about an 8 or so. However in real life, she looked like .... Danny Devito as the Penguin in Batman Returns with Micheal Keaton lol. Especially from the back side. Her muffin top had a muffin top lol. I just pulled my hat down waited til she went to the counter to order and booked it ... ain't no way my penis was going any where NEAR that penguin vagina lol
lol!!! that's the one!! hahahahha I remember the penguin that's why! lmfao! ahahahaha! :clapp:
 

Big P

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Hi Havnt read the whole thread so forgive me if I missed somthing but


this guy can only be one of 2 things:

1) He likes you but is too shy to kiss you

2) When he met you he wasnt attracted to you, but was still a nice gentlman and smoked you up






It could be either. Did you send him a current pic of yourself before he came to meet?


Ive been on several meetups off the internet for dates back in the days and I encountered about 4 akward dates who sent me old pics of them. then when I get there only to find out they look totally different.



the first one, I didnt even see her pic, she just said she looked good. I drove like an hour to take her out to dinner and when I got there she was huge, like twice as wide as me and double my hieght lol

I still took her out to dinner because i didnt have the heart to diss her coldly, but needless to say I did not kiss her even though she tried real hard.


the next time it happened the gurl sent me a pic of her and I guess it was the best pic she had ever taken, and even then to me the pic was borderline what I would consider "doable" but I was hard up and met up with her anyway. then wen I met her in the MCd's parking lot to follow her back to her house to watch a movie, I was less than enammerd by her when seeing her in person.


So this time, i just busted a U turn while following her back to her house. I thought I was in the clear, but next thing I know the bitch had also busted a u-y and followed me,

I guess she thought I got lost or somthing. I litterally had to floor it and cut off onto an exit ramp at the last min to lose her lol


then there was one who sent me a pic of her skinny and when I met her she was huge!! Although this was blatent false advertising, this time I was nice and still took her to the movies, we ended up getting drunk and I ended up porking her all night lol
(I was real backed up at the time lol :D)

I fucked her 7 times between blow jobs and sex during the night and the next morning and then left ashamed never to return :D


the last one, sent me a pic of her skinny but when I met up with her at a club she was also huge. I was also nice to her we had a few drinks, and I walked to her the car, gave her a peck on the lips and never saw her again.




Its too easy to meet people through the internet.



OP should go to www.Plenty of fish.com and find herself a nice boy to extract her virginity ;)


I was a virgin till I was 18 cuz I used to be real shy and would even diss gurls who wanted to fool around because I was too shy and I would pretend I didnt like them, when actuality I was just a little coward :D
 

stelthy

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Call him up and tell him your going to smoke him out then when you guys are chilling say some dumb shit like how you like this song then turn up the radio- I recomend V-Nasty or or G.G. Allin but listen to what you liike, it doesn't really matter what's on, then say wow i'm so high, then move in and kiss him and grab his dick and make out with him and take out his junk and give him a BJ- he's probably a nervous virgin, you'll make his day.
This track would do nicely :) :-


[video]http://youtu.be/HtL7q3tVMjY[/video]


I can think of a few others too :) - STELTHY :leaf:
 

Urca

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Hi Havnt read the whole thread so forgive me if I missed somthing but


this guy can only be one of 2 things:

1) He likes you but is too shy to kiss you

2) When he met you he wasnt attracted to you, but was still a nice gentlman and smoked you up






It could be either. Did you send him a current pic of yourself before he came to meet?


Ive been on several meetups off the internet for dates back in the days and I encountered about 4 akward dates who sent me old pics of them. then when I get there only to find out they look totally different.



the first one, I didnt even see her pic, she just said she looked good. I drove like an hour to take her out to dinner and when I got there she was huge, like twice as wide as me and double my hieght lol

I still took her out to dinner because i didnt have the heart to diss her coldly, but needless to say I did not kiss her even though she tried real hard.


the next time it happened the gurl sent me a pic of her and I guess it was the best pic she had ever taken, and even then to me the pic was borderline what I would consider "doable" but I was hard up and met up with her anyway. then wen I met her in the MCd's parking lot to follow her back to her house to watch a movie, I was less than enammerd by her when seeing her in person.


So this time, i just busted a U turn while following her back to her house. I thought I was in the clear, but next thing I know the bitch had also busted a u-y and followed me,

I guess she thought I got lost or somthing. I litterally had to floor it and cut off onto an exit ramp at the last min to lose her lol


then there was one who sent me a pic of her skinny and when I met her she was huge!! Although this was blatent false advertising, this time I was nice and still took her to the movies, we ended up getting drunk and I ended up porking her all night lol
(I was real backed up at the time lol :D)

I fucked her 7 times between blow jobs and sex during the night and the next morning and then left ashamed never to return :D


the last one, sent me a pic of her skinny but when I met up with her at a club she was also huge. I was also nice to her we had a few drinks, and I walked to her the car, gave her a peck on the lips and never saw her again.




Its too easy to meet people through the internet.



OP should go to www.Plenty of fish.com and find herself a nice boy to extract her virginity ;)


I was a virgin till I was 18 cuz I used to be real shy and would even diss gurls who wanted to fool around because I was too shy and I would pretend I didnt like them, when actuality I was just a little coward :D

It was a brand new picture, of both body and face. I didnt lie, didnt tell him anything but the truth. Its possible he was just being friendly, never attracted, which is the answer i think im going with. Lol at least i didnt try to kiss and touch or whatever, like the girls in your story did
 

beardo

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She must of not had any of that.
Yeah I'm thinking either they weren't listening to music or they were not listening to the right music, and maybe he didn't know what she looked like and then when he saw her wasn't into it, that's what happenes when you don't tell someone what to expect or don't show them pix of what you really look like, then when they meet your their disappointed.
 

Urca

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Yeah I'm thinking either they weren't listening to music or they were not listening to the right music, and maybe he didn't know what she looked like and then when he saw her wasn't into it, that's what happenes when you don't tell someone what to expect or don't show them pix of what you really look like, then when they meet your their disappointed.
lol I SHOWED HIM EXACTLY WHAT I LOOKED LIKE, DIDNT LIE OR ANYTHING.
 
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