There is, in fact, one for realz holy grail. It's been around about a decade, tastes like honey bourbon, and yields massively in 60 days flat. But it's tightly held among a sort of secret society. Those that have it took an oath to not mention it by name, share it, or even toke it with others. Once a year, 5 thoroughly vetted peeps are tapped to become members, and gain access to this totally transformational weed. My gf at the moment is smoking some right now, in fact.
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