What the fuck is she doing?

ClaytonBigsby

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #21

lahadaextranjera said:

I think my neighbours are wondering the same. I've just walked through my apartment and made 2 cups of tea without realising! Goldfish memory or high as fuck? You decide! Lol

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"Goldfish memory"

 

SPLFreak808

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #22

She's smoking the ajax bro! Does it seem to be a certain pattern? Walk walk walk rest walk walk walk rest ect...? I knew someone that used to get so wrecked on crack he would just do laps around his own apartment then he takes another rip,stands by the door paranoid as fuck for 5 mins, then starts walking again. Repetitive for about 5 hours lol

 

lahadaextranjera

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #23

ClaytonBigsby said:

"Goldfish memory"

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Nah! High as fuck! No one in their right mind would make a cup of tea in this weather! Plus I'm wearing just a bikini indoors so what was I thinking of? Yuk!!

Ps. I'm a good neighbour btw because I don't clunk around in my heels AND my neighbours downstairs lurve me! They even spray air freshener in the hallway to protect me from the caretaker when I'm harvesting ! Lol

 

hellmutt bones

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #24

Parsley85 said:

Does she give really good blow jobs?

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Thats what i was gonna ask. Lol
She must give good head!! I swear!

 

KLITE

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #25

lol the hookers tend to pace about a lot no?

 

Jimmyjonestoo

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #26

Honestly if i get a day alone in the house (rare but hey) my a.d.d kicks in and im walking all over the house with headphones fuckin with the dogs. If she has no car and no job shes probably up there bored as hell. I assume she's fat yes? Multiple trips to the fridge between springer reruns and facebook selfies( you know the one fat chicks do from above so they dont look fat but she still does making her fat and a liar?). My best guess.

 

MoMoGrows

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #27

Straight up just ask her what the hell she's doing. If she don't give you a reasonable response then she's prolly tweaking or mental. Look for her clenching or moving her jaw a lot, itching, not making good eye contact, rotten front teeth, the list goes on...

 

abe supercro

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2015

• #28

she won't be able to calmly sit in front of you, while steadily making eye contact and not fidgeting, if she's on crack or meth. if it's meth she may be itching her arms some too. either way she'd be constantly looking away and hoping to escape for more soon.

Invite them both down for dinner, insist on it. that way she'll be stuck w ya for at least 3o minutes or so to speak with. try not to give em much notice, you'll have a better chance of catching her zonked. then if you're sure she's wacky tell your bro she must go. good luck

 

racerboy71

bud bootlegger

• Jul 19, 2015

• #29

whip out your penis and put a line of meth on it, she if she goes for the meth first, and penis second... if she goes for penis first, she's just a ho, and you must tell your bro..

 

Skylor

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #30

Women can be crazy..... sure us guys too but women can be harder to teII.

They seem normaI but then as U spend more time with them U start to see signs. Im not sure they even know it

Its strange cause most women are pretty bright.

 

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neosapien

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #31

She was really skinny 12 or so years ago when we knew her. She's healthily thickened up since then, which usually doesn't happen when you're on illicit drugs, so that bits perplexing. But she does look a bit beat up. Partly the reason for their breakup was because the little ho apparently thought she could upgrade to me them 12 years ago. I wasn't having it. I imagine that might be a bit awkward for her seeing me with my wife now.

 

Skylor

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #32

Booze can cause wight gain...maybe shes aIright but stay IeveI headed about her, peopIe are singIe sometimes for good reasons...me as weII, IoI​

 

charface

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #33

smell her fingers

 

MoMoGrows

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #34

So were trying to see if her fingers smell like butter, booze, or blow eh.

 

charface

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #35

if they smell like ass its meth

 

MoMoGrows

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• Jul 19, 2015

• #36

Unless she just picked her butt...wouldn't that be awful timing to the question "hey can i smell your fingers?"

 

abe supercro

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2015

• #37

MoMoGrows said:

Unless she just picked her butt...wouldn't that be awful timing to the question "hey can i smell your fingers?"

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The key is to do it casually
so they don't even suspect.

Pass them something fragile and while they're taking it pause, clench their hand, and take a deep wiff under her nails for a moment.

 

charface

Well-Known Member

• Jul 19, 2015

• #38

or just blatantly get caught constantly trying to sniff her fingers.
Imagine how on edge she would be.
Might go insane or move out.

 

curious2garden

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Staff member

• Jul 19, 2015

• #39

ClaytonBigsby said:

Kill Clean Incinerate? Some day, we will play

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@Singlemalt is suggesting she has a Potassium deficit. Supplementation should ameliorate her need to pace. Many people today are woefully Potassium Chloride deficit, it is an epidemic. I would volunteer my time to give the injections. It would be the least I could do.

 

Milovan

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• Jul 20, 2015

• #40

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Skylor said:

Iove stinks...hope I never get hook on somebody whos worthless .........

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