MrHowardMarks
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What would you do if your dick couldn't reach a vagina?
What would you do if you couldn't reach your dick or vagina?
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Stoney McFried
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Have the old man reach it.
misshestermoffitt
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I saw a special about primordial dwarfs and they can't reach their butts so they have a special thing to wrap the tissue around to wipe their butts. I feel bad for them, that would have to suck.
Seamaiden
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hey just wanted to say thank you to whoever rep'd me in this thread and said im hotthanks!
I got the same thing (but repped twice). Maybe it would make sense if I were high, eh?Oh, God! I just thought about all those thalidamide babies! They can't even reach their own noses to scratch!
Wait! That's what TOOLS are for...
Humans are such clever monkeys.
MrHowardMarks
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Yeah, the other two threads were getting hella posts, I can't keep up... Dwarves can kick themselves in the face, that cooler than wiping your butt with a stick.
MrHowardMarks
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Actually we're from the great apes, not monkies. Apes also use primative tools. Little sticks to fish for ants, and rocks to crush shit.
misshestermoffitt
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There is an obese couple in our town and they have 2 kids and everyone always wondered how they "made the connection".
MrHowardMarks
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Hahahaa, made the connection, hahahaha... Pretty lame joke, but for some reason I find it hilarious. Hahaha
I get giggly when I think about sockets and plugs, nuts and bolts, hotdogs and buns, trains and tunnels...
They're funny.
I get giggly when I think about sockets and plugs, nuts and bolts, hotdogs and buns, trains and tunnels...
They're funny.
misshestermoffitt
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I don't think you understand these people are big, both of them like that blueberry girl on the Willy Wonka (old version damn that remake that sucked anyway) movie.
You're funny, giggling over hardware like that.
You're funny, giggling over hardware like that.
sir smokesalot
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i would smoke another bowl
drugs are better than sex anyway
drugs are better than sex anyway
VTXDave
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Interestingly enough, I got the same rep.hey just wanted to say thank you to whoever rep'd me in this thread and said im hot
MrHowardMarks
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Rep orgies are fun 
Wasn't me, but I'll rep you both!
To get this thread kicking, what everyday objects can be used as a sexual inuendo?
Or phalic objects, funny shit?
Put the key in the ignition baby, vroom vroom
Wasn't me, but I'll rep you both!
To get this thread kicking, what everyday objects can be used as a sexual inuendo?
Or phalic objects, funny shit?
Put the key in the ignition baby, vroom vroom
MrHowardMarks
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Oh yeah I was gonna comment on sirsmokesalot's avatar... Funny shit, especially the split crotch 
Everyday phallis, lightswitch, erect means it's "turned on"
Everyday phallis, lightswitch, erect means it's "turned on"
misshestermoffitt
New Member
Gear shift
The Washington Monument has got the take the phallic prize though.
The Washington Monument has got the take the phallic prize though.
MrHowardMarks
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Yeah, any spire could look kinda phallic.
I thought gearshift, it doesn't make me giggle, plus if its a steering column shifter auto, no dice.
Putting toilet paper on the dispenser... Now that's inuendo. Heh Heh, allllright.
I thought gearshift, it doesn't make me giggle, plus if its a steering column shifter auto, no dice.
Putting toilet paper on the dispenser... Now that's inuendo. Heh Heh, allllright.