bu$hleaguer
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And the coveted award we've all been waiting for, folks, the Most Resilient Retard award goes to......
The OP!!!!!
The OP!!!!!
What would you rate Dannie Riel out of 10? (voted sexiest woman alive)
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tangerinegreen555
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There is some equally flaccid competition on the flat earth thread
Singlemalt
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tangerinegreen555
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$100. says the OP is white, still in HS, a virgin, extremely shy, not very intelligent and you can count on one hand all the times he smoked weed. (Mids.)
He also dreams a lot about girls he'll never have and people he'll never meet.
And although not actually gay, he would let Beiber come in his mouth if no one was watching.
He also dreams a lot about girls he'll never have and people he'll never meet.
And although not actually gay, he would let Beiber come in his mouth if no one was watching.
Olive Drab Green
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I think you got it dialed in. Fire for effect.
Indagrow
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Olive Drab Green
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More like Super Sized Star. I'd make a black hole joke, but it would come off more racist than toilet humor.
srh88
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I bet she smells like dried up cum and failure
srh88
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Can you imagine the damage she does to a toilet
Indagrow
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Then she's a success in some facet, I mean shit I can't cum 9/10 times
Indagrow
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Yeah that's a touché subject, the best you can do is try to be puny about it.
We could ask UB for clarification but he'd somehow make it political... Which is worst than racism in my book
qwizoking
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Olive Drab Green
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Probably total obliteration. Because she's the shit.
cat of curiosity
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yeah, no one's gonna take that bet. it's a landslide/shoe-in, no odds involved...
although he is very fucking odd....
Olive Drab Green
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I suspect either mentally ill or heavy user of other harder substances. He's not necessarily malignant, but his jokes are kind of shit.
cat of curiosity
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i suspect 100 iq points below average, non-descended testicles, pubic hair that can actually be counted by individual hairs (in under 30 seconds), and a sometimes high/sometimes low pitched voice.
and hey, those jokes are badass to kids in middle school.... he's probably the dopest 12 year old in the entire facility!
or the dopiest...
Olive Drab Green
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Oh, shit, I didn't even consider he might just be a kid.
cat of curiosity
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he posted a link to himself for attention/affection because he's the 'most hated teen in the world'...
he want's to have sex with the biebs...
he thinks ugly and overrated females to be hottest af ever in the history of girls...
he's a thug who met a dead guy four times...
he's a badass crip... with a love for justina beebarse's music...
wtf DID you consider? o.0
Olive Drab Green
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I dunno, man. If you knew the types of people I've become acquainted with..
But, yeah, my 18-year-old little brother does that Ken Jeong "Ha! GAAAY!" thing. I should have figured.