What would your 24 hour day look like if you had unlimited power?

MojoRison

MojoRison

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gioua said:
you opt to masturbate...with absolute power.. think bigger...
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But if the power is be removed after 24hrs, what better way to have spent your energy then creating the universe bongsmilie

Edit: Wouldn't absolute power negate time?.....a little buzzed right now so bear with me:bigjoint:
 
ricky1lung

ricky1lung

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Grandpapy said:
Let me ask the g/f, I'll get back with you...
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I wouldn't tell my wife. The Honey-do list would never end. lol

Edit.

Didnt realize I only had 24hrs.

I would definitely remove that restriction first and foremost. Damn censorship and restrictive
societies anyways.

Then I would just wing it.
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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I'd make 'em bring back new episodes of Gilligan's Island, complete with the young Bob Denver and Cast!
 
dannyboy602

dannyboy602

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silasraven said:
wait so are you saying that the once poor who get a break out of the year shouldn't save their assets to improve the situation thye were once in?
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The poor don't get any breaks. I guess I don't understand what u mean. Keeping American jobs here instead of china or India would go a long way towards bringing back the middle.class. No more million dollar bonuses. No more trillion dollar bailouts. And absolutely no north American union with Canada and mexico.like the European union. it doesn't work there and it won't work here. I just think the middle class as I knew it growing up, is being eliminated. I'm not an economist but I don't think a two tier system is sustainable. And come on...is it really fair that a regular Joe who makes 35K a year should pay more in taxes than the capital gains tax of 15% that the rich pay. That's plain unfair. Like I said, the poor man get no breaks.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Orithil said:
I would go to another solar system, terraform all the planets to be earth-type, set up auto-farms for cannabis and some fruits and vegetables, then set up an automated system to deliver them to the central planet, on which I would live. I would also set up an ecologically green infrastructure on that planet, and bring over animals from Earth to stock the planets with.

I mean, you did say the laws of physics wouldn't apply. I'd probably take some of the cooler people and we could have a pure, pristine planet to enjoy with plenty of good food and tons of cannabis all the time.
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I like this. However I would not **** with planets. I'd establish quiet ecospheres in interstellar space and populate them with posthumans ... the engineered next step past us. They would both protect and contain us. cn
 
lickalotapus

lickalotapus

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I'd fly around like Hancock and break shit , then engrave a 10000 km portrait of my face along with my name in the moon ,
Then I'd start blowing up shit with my mind starting with the north Korean dictator,and ending with Justin biebers house, followed by a quick trip to Columbia get a few kgs of blow and drop it of at home then get the brunette from the show two broke chicks and bring her home for a party
 
Metasynth

Metasynth

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lickalotapus said:
I'd fly around like Hancock and break shit , then engrave a 10000 km portrait of my face along with my name in the moon ,
Then I'd start blowing up shit with my mind starting with the north Korean dictator,and ending with Justin biebers house, followed by a quick trip to Columbia get a few kgs of blow and drop it of at home then get the brunette from the show two broke chicks and bring her home for a party
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So...property destruction, murder, massive drug use, kidnap, and rape? Sounds like you've got all your bases covered... :?
 
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Anotherlover

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I would destroy all air-planes, private transport and ships.
I would then take the entire planet's population and spread it evenly across the habitable parts of the planet in a very evenly mixed manner (including livestock).
Only minors will be allowed to stay with parents.
 
bobtokes

bobtokes

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Anotherlover said:
I would destroy all air-planes, private transport and ships.
I would then take the entire planet's population and spread it evenly across the habitable parts of the planet in a very evenly mixed manner (including livestock).
Only minors will be allowed to stay with parents.
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thats unfair for people that work underground :lol:
 
ManWithTheHex

ManWithTheHex

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With unlimited power I could slow down time to a standstill and never worry about the time limit on my powers.

There so much shit I would do that I don't know where I should start.

Everyone on this forum (there is exeptions of course) would get a kg of the finest green my mind can imagine in their mailboxes tomorrow. kiss-ass
Cannabis would be legal in the whole world of course, and I would realize my dream of opening Norway's first and ultimately best coffeeshop.
I would become an immortal, rich man with a 10 inch penis that orgasms on commando.
I would explore the entire universe, see what's at it's end, meet alien races and bring a friend to trip balls on some shrooms or acid in space.
Then i would lower the prices of corndogs since I admire gioua's persistence.

and probably some world peace, ending hunger and shit, but that's lower on the priority list.
 
Super Toker

Super Toker

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The first thing Id do is find a few people that done me wrong over the years and introduce them to a new level of pain that cant be measured. I treat everybody good but Im no Angel. After that Id gather or buy everything that I needed to live really comfortable for the rest of my life when my 24 hours were up.
 
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