What you have learned in life.

chuckbane

chuckbane

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When you die, all the riches in the world will not mean a thing, rather bong tokes, joints smoked, lovers loved and any positive changes you made in the world. Those will be the things that mean something when you die.
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:peace:
 
hopbr4

hopbr4

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[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.- Jack Handy
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MrFishy

MrFishy

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Vengeance is a dish best served cold.
Older does not mean wiser.
Youth is generally wasted on the young. (Of course, this cannot be known until one is past that opportunity.)
A deal is not a deal if you don't need/use the product.
 
chuckbane

chuckbane

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MrFishy said:
Vengeance is a dish best served cold.
Older does not mean wiser.
Youth is generally wasted on the young. (Of course, this cannot be known until one is past that opportunity.)
A deal is not a deal if you don't need/use the product.
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bravo +rep

"Older does not mean wiser."

very true, Experience is the key.

"Youth is generally wasted on the young."

Also very true. We all strive much too hard when we are still healthy and young. School and then work... You dont get the real time to yourself until you are old and gray and retired. By then you are in no shape to do the things you could have done.

"A deal is not a deal if you don't need/use the product."
An anti-salesman in the making :D:D:D:D:D

+++rep
 
KiloBit

KiloBit

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Don't piss on a wall in the dark. You might hit an electrical outlet. And don't piss on a wire fence surrounding cows and shit. It's probably (you guessed it) electric. UhHu on both.
 
South Texas

South Texas

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For the Prison Guards & Shit Talkers. "Ain't no fun when the Rabbit gets the gun". Second came from my Dad. "Son !!, when you & your horse run upon a creek, don't run the bitch though!!... get off the horse & see what your fixin' to run your horse through, underwater logs, branches, etc. This applies to most important things in life, getting married, accepting a job, making friends, etc. Food for thought.
 
KiloBit

KiloBit

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MrFishy said:
At age 30, a new parent is 30 times as old as the new born, at age 60, only twice.
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When the kid is 15 the parent is 3 times as old 15 vs 45
When the kid is 10 the parent is 4 times as old 10 vs 40

Wasn't this a Abbott and Costello routine?bongsmilie lol
 
MrFishy

MrFishy

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Damn, I just came over to get rid of that, but alas, it's too late.

Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
 
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