Love your family no matter how bad you hate them. You die with one thing and that is your name. Think before you speak. Silent Bob is a smart man..Jay is awesome but a fool...
don't leave shit on the floor on the side of the bed you roll out of bed to hit the toilet for a piss at 4am, you'll break your legs and arms maybe your wrist too. Minimum you'll stand on a fucking plug or something and hurt your foot.