Whats the meanest thing you've ever done?

Louis541

Louis541

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Back when I got my first car everyday on my way to highschool this dickhead bicyclist used to jump right out in front of traffic and flick people the bird if we honked at him, so one day I skipped school, and followed him, found out where he lived, and one day just as he was carrying his bike out the house my friend (Who was at the time on leave from the army, and he's a sharpshooter) shot him right in the dick with my pellet gun. He was wearing spandex too, so it was funny as hell.
 
SEF

SEF

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Louis541 said:
Back when I got my first car everyday on my way to highschool this dickhead bicyclist used to jump right out in front of traffic and flick people the bird if we honked at him, so one day I skipped school, and followed him, found out where he lived, and one day just as he was carrying his bike out the house my friend (Who was at the time on leave from the army, and he's a sharpshooter) shot him right in the dick with my pellet gun. He was wearing spandex too, so it was funny as hell.
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Dude...That's not cool. You don't shoot people in the dick.

The meanest thing I've ever done is tricking a kid into smoking bowls of regular sage. Threw up buckets for 20 minutes.
 
jonblazing

jonblazing

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A buddy and I were taking a girl home for another friend in high school because he didn't have a car. He had a blind date and said she turned out to be a bimbo and asked us to save him and take her home. She lived like a half hour drive away from our city and got dropped off at his house. So being the nice guys we were we said sure we'll take her home. She seemed cool so we figured we'd get her blazed toom, so we drove her to a convenience store and asked her to get some matches so we could smoke. She got in the store and we peeled out and I've never seen her since. I hope she got home ok. Must have been embarrasing for the poor girl.
 
tems

tems

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jonblazing said:
A buddy and I were taking a girl home for another friend in high school because he didn't have a car. He had a blind date and said she turned out to be a bimbo and asked us to save him and take her home. She lived like a half hour drive away from our city and got dropped off at his house. So being the nice guys we were we said sure we'll take her home. She seemed cool so we figured we'd get her blazed toom, so we drove her to a convenience store and asked her to get some matches so we could smoke. She got in the store and we peeled out and I've never seen her since. I hope she got home ok. Must have been embarrasing for the poor girl.
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Thats horrible. She wont ever forget that one.
 
Louis541

Louis541

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ELstoner702 said:
:fire:i banged my freinds mom wich laiter on she and i hooked up. i did mom and daghter!;-)
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I sexxed up a couple of sisters a couple years back (Not simultaneously), Then I accidentally (Seriously) showed there mother my penis. She swears it was 13 inches but I think she's on drugs. She told her husband the she was 'No longer worried about all the BOYS runnin around tryin to hook up with them.' (She had no idea that I had sex with them.m
 
Sunnysideup

Sunnysideup

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While working in the projects at a medical center me and a friend bought one of those fake rats, rubber like. We place it in the alley and sat and watched. An old man came down the alley to come to the clinic and he saw the rat. He screamed like a lady, loud. We laughed and thought it was funny. When we got up off the curb to go get the fake rat the old man grabbed at his chest...he had a heart attack.
 
GrowSpecialist

GrowSpecialist

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I'd say the meanest thing I've ever done was something that happened when I was 17. My brother's girlfriend came over and he went out for a little while. When he came back, he found her on top of me straddling me and sucking my face. It was wrong but she was hot and hard to resist.
 
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